The people who brag the most about how #blessed they are are the most insecure in general, not just in relationships, right? It's the whole "lady doth protest too much" thing.

I had a highschool creative writing prof that actually marked you down for every "said". He thought every conversation should be a long list of, "He screamed, she whispered, he gasped..." Then, one time, he was making a point about sentence structure or something and grabbed a book at random, and read a chunk of it…

Explain how starting a website to invent names for aborted fetuses is or leads to intelligent discourse and I might consider that it's bad to troll this shit. Forced-birthers are trolls. Maybe not all of them, but a lot of them and there the ones who come up with this bullshit, who come up with billboards that declare…

Sorry but there's no intelligent discourse with people whose opinion is "My sky friend told me you shouldn't do that".

You are an example of the authoritarian mindset. People like you enable cops like this.

I can't be the only person not surprised by this. Amber Rose seems like the famous version of the third most annoying person in your Facebook feed — the one who's all "Hubby got a water from the gas station and got one for me too #thoughtful #blessed #keeper #truelove" fourteen times a day. Hashtag protests too much.

"Dumbledore shook his head sadly. 'Too bad no one told her: parenting should be about the children. Not the parents. That is why it is called parenting!'"

What 11 year olds are trying to be like career women, let alone following the fashion and philosophy of a show that hasn't been on television since before they were born? I know a fair few 11 year olds and career and fashion is not high on their list- minecraft is. I always think it's so weird how much religious…

It's like someone gave her one of these and she couldn't wait to use all the words in it.

Science and socialism and birthdays, oh my! Science and socialism and birthdays, oh my!

Right?? THE ADVERBS! Another article on the topic contains these gems:

I very much hope this is a joke. Besides the awful writing and confusion re: sorting hat dynamics, this made my soul barf a little bit:

I thought that passage was the worst. Then I read more, and it was worse. Then I read more and realized it's ALL THE WORST.

Aw, poor Ivory. I hope she's having all the fun now.

This just brought up a repressed memory of my 6th grade friend Ivory crying her eyes out as she watched the entire class get on buses to see the first Harry Potter movie. She want allowed to see it because of her church. She was so genuinely sad and heartbroken and seeing her so upset took the fun right out of that…

Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays.

Seriously, why are you searching this stuff out? You know it's private. You know it's been stolen. How do you justify that shit?

I wish people would stop actually referring to it as the fucking fappening. It's disgusting.

So victim blaming is as important to you as violating these women is to the men who did this?

It's only been like this since the end of the 70s, when instability led to the 1979 Revolution and the rise to power of Ayatollah Khomeni. Pre-Revolution, Iran was a very culturally vibrant place. There was pop music, rock music, even types of what we'd call psych-rock now. The Iran of the last 35 years is a lot…