Tom Brady is not a normal person. He’s spent his entire life obsessing about his ability to be the best performer in a children’s game. He can only do that by maintaining a warped perspective on reality. If your partners diet, sleep patterns, and every waking minute revolve around his expense report performance, than…

Structural use of carbon fiber is much more impressive. Any boyracer with a few dollars to spare can buy himself a carbon fiber hood.

I’m on the opposite side of the fence. I was flirting with the idea of paying off my loan about 18 months ago at 4.9%. Invested it instead and got an almost 30 percent return. So glad I didn’t sink that money into a depreciating asset. That would have been such a stupid mistake, and I probably wouldn’t have noticed…

Boo poor people. Like, why don’t they just not be poor. Things would be so much easier that way. Duh

Settting boundaries and enforcing them is part of the transition of going from a child to an adult. It seems unfair to hold Aziz responsible for her inability to be an adult. It’s unfortunate, but growing up is painful. It’s like that for everybody, you make mistakes. You can own up to them and learn, or you can point…

Smoke more weed, and spend more time starting at apps on your phone, that’s your advice? I don’t think you should be giving advice about how to be interesting or thoughtful, you sound like neither.

You want to save money on gas, buy yourself another car. Pure genius. Thanks for the free advice. It’s worth what you pay for it.

The 911 is a model made by Porsche. Why should they use different design language within the same model line. Stupid, stupid, stupid. If you were saying a Cayenne or a Macan should look less like a 911, at least that would make sense. But this is just plain dumb.

Brands doing poorly will subsidized the leases to help move their cars that aren’t competitive at their actual price. And when it comes to loser brands, FCA is leading the pack.

It’s tax law. If the rebater is forced to pay the sales tax, they’ll just deduct it from the rebate, and you’ll get less and the difference will go to the state. No one’s ripping anybody off. If you don’t like tax laws, directing you anger at a car dealership is pointless. How are your math skills?

I like how you start with how much you hate dumb people, and then write a few paragraphs explaining how dumb you are. Classic!

As a longtime Audi/Porsche fan, I’ve never thought they needed this car. It was nice for building up the brand in the early days. Audi is now solidly a top luxury brand. They don’t need the R8 anymore, they’ve got Porsche, or Lamborghini if you like things a bitmore flashy. The R8 mainly competes against cars under…

I second your debt concerns. They really should have cut spending too. Wouldn’t you agree? I kid, I kid, we both know your concerns about the debt are purely cynical. Just the sentence before you were talking about the need to spend more. Way to be consistent.

A union leader is unhappy with a republican president. What next? Perhaps a story on water being wet, or ice being cold. Keep up the good work, don’t forget to breath.

Scout? It is weird and creepy, everyone thinks so, they’re just being polite and letting the moment pass. When you leave, they talk about the weirdo who calls people scout. TRUTH.

It’s another opportunity to pretend your better than someone you don’t know. It’s catnip to a douchebag. They can’t resist.

I’d go with the one that’s still covered under warranty.

Head gasket issues? That’s prettybold for a Subaru fan. They usually don’t fail the first year, so I guess I have to give you that.

Congrats on the never been interesting streak.

That could make sense, if they didn’t have the ships start to tumble after they ran out of power. A ship wouldn’t spontaneously turn in a zero g environment. You’d continue indefinitely forward. Changing direction requires energy. And the idea of a zero g bombing run is beyond ridiculous. I don’t expect a realistic…