noelcroniser
Verbal Kunta Kinte
noelcroniser

Nobody decided it was a baby picture of Lisa and that Maggie wears her hand-me-downs?

I like Lilly a lot, and I completely understand where she’s coming from. Heck, I even agree with her take on art, in general, but that still doesn’t really address the issues most of us had with LOST.

Chik-Fil-A one hundred times more overrated over Shake Shack. It’s a fucking FRIED CHICKEN CUTLET.

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

Making a sequel to A Quite Place would be like making a sequel to Signs.

I’m disagreeing with you, person I think is wrong!

This, exactly! This is some MRA shit. Sure, it’s fraud, but it’s all planned out for maximum humiliation for the women. 

I’m sure this guy was just looking for a free meal plus the bonus of treating some women like dirt and never thought he would get busted, either because he thought the dates would be too embarrassed to go to the cops or wouldn’t think it worth it, or he didn’t even realize it would be a crime.

Is it Hulu or netflix? The second paragraph says “Solar Opposites already has a two-season order from Netflix”

Cut?  More like gnaw straight off the block.

Bag shredded cheese? No!!! Shred your own and avoid the starch. If it’s 2 a.m., just cut a hunk off a block.

Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

It’d be an intriguing premise—if, again, it weren’t so nearly identical to Roger Rabbit, right down to the inevitable frame job. Also, if The Happytime Murders had taken a few more cues from that film and focused less on the rote whodunit and more on the funhouse-mirror L.A. where it takes place.

Oh, honey.

I’m not sure I follow, could you be more specific?

All the gifs are out of order and misnumbered. You said there were only 50, but one of them is numbered 95! And I think you used a couple of the numbers multiple times! This is not what I expect from this usually wonderful website.

Mondelez?

Hahaha.

Speaking of...this building filled me with the worst anxiety every single time it was on screen.

This isn’t a valid critique of BlacKkKlansman. It sounds like Riley wanted Lee to make a movie about something other than what Lee made a movie about, but a critique should be focused on the story a movie is trying to tell, not what you wish it was about instead.

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”