Shut up and take my money!!!

Going to disagree here. I can see fingers being lost by a child if they got them in the way of a manual minivan door. Especially one operated by another child flinging it shut.

Everything else aside, the ubiquity of dashcams there is not a bad thing for us to emulate.

I was quite surprised to see them, too. There were like nice of the things in the convoy, each with a pilot car. It's not unusual to see state cops following much smaller loads, so, yeah.

This car is filled with shit. 6,200 lbs and it doesn't even have 400hp nor is it filled with 3,000 batteries. This is a throwback to the shit from the dotcom boom era in the worst way possible.

Because FUCK YOU.

No, unless it had a completely open exhaust, which I imagine would be capable of drowning out the apocalypse. With side-pipes, it’d be a supremely classless way of trolling people. I’ll have mine in matte grabber blue, please.

Ah, the bitch basket.

Huh. I’ve seen them on the road in New Mexico, with no escort at all other than a single pilot car. They are truly epic in size and it must take serious skill to drive those setups.

You should be recording 100% of everything at all times with your dashcam.

Not that panic is preferable at all, but still.

This is some nightmare fuel, but nothing like that 737 that was converted from a hardtop to a cabrio mid-flight.

I know this is old, but don’t most cars have the second feature? I know fleet Ford products I’ve driven do, my Fiat has it, etc. Is it really that uncommon?

Indeed, I derped pretty hard on this. But it still seems like unrestrained physical avarice is the right call in this.

Well, what was he supposed to do, blow kisses? The correct response to a hit-and-run is always rage!

You refer to the people behind you as “assholes” and have advised the rest of us that the “assholes” can “fucking wait” for you to do whatever it is you’re doing. Sounds arbitrary and unsafe to me, but that’s because I do not obstruct traffic, nor instigate aggressive passing maneuvers.

And in fairness to you, if you were out in the southwest US (especially Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona) people are regularly going 140-160km/h on the freeways here, and there’s the odd driver pressing onto 200km/h in broad daylight. We drive fast, but also have high speed limits (75-85mph).

You’re too kind. :)

In fairness to us, you guys drive really, really slowly in Canada.

They especially offend me on twisty mountain passes, which are great fun in clear summer weather when taken at speed.