As it’s too late for thirteen, I'll aim for the headline “80-year-old granny makes Shojo manga debut”.

The hotel really creeped me out, even though a vampire going ghost hunting is funny in retrospect.

They do have a website for the whole butcher shop! Though they don’t have a lot of English information on there: https://www.umdiewurst.de/bb-buchung-en.php?bereich=bb

Hey, Yomawari IS scary! And it has the added problem that I felt guilty every time I let the little girl die.

Have fun with P3P! Still my favorite Persona game. The female protagonist’s route is sooo good (Social Link to the magic dog? Yes please!).

After you finished the main game, you can play it as more straightforward dating sim called “Enchanting Dangan Academy ~Purely Prismatic Souls~”, which allows you to see all the dialogue options you might have.

The folding and upright storage is the single best thing I took away from her show. It’s one of those simple ideas that you really should have thought of earlier but somehow never did (didn’t Douglas Adams write something about that?), and it makes finding stuff in my closet so much easier.

It’s not uncommon. When your child is born in summer, you can decide to send them to elementary school at age six or seven. Also, many German high school go on to year 13, which means it is possible to be 20 at the end of your last year without being held back (which is also not that rare).

He has a magical staff (formerly a pillar holding up the ocean), but no special armor as far as I recall, though he is sometimes depicted wearing armor. His skin is indestructible anyway, because he was born from a stone, and later made even more durable during a failed attempt to kill him in heaven.

Stollen seems to have a kind of rennaissance here in Germany, going from “spießig” (boring and conservative) to experimental. My local bakery has many different kinds: basic Stollen with dried fruit, the more regular variant of Marzipanstollen, hazelnut Stollen, and poppyseed stollen, as well as stuff like macadamia…

I haven’t played in a long time, did they ever manage to fix the cheating/spoofing issue? All the impossibly strong Pokemon everywhere annoyed me quite a bit without direct competition. Wouldn’t cheating also impact battles, or does the friend system avoid that? 

I admit I’m not super familiar with the characters in the games, but most of the swearing felt like the authors voice, not the characters. Takes me out of the moment, when my first thought after each “fuck you” is “Oh yeah, written by Warren Ellis, you can tell.”

Besides the terrible wig, this is actually pretty close to how I imagined Geralt after reading the books (which I did before the games came out). Slender and young, more elvish. That’s probably because Geralt reminded me a lot of Elric of Melnibone, another white haired mutant called the ‘white wolf’.

That is actually more like I imagined Geralt aftet reading the books (the two short story collections came out over here before the games existed), probably because “white haired mutant called 'The White Wolf'” reminded me of Elric of Melnibone, who is more of an elvish type. 

Oh god, I am getting flashbacks to Diabolical Lovers, which was hardcore fetish porn disguised as romance. I somehow doubt these vampires are less assholes.

Well, before the Switch, the Vita/PSP were really popular for visual novels (including pretty raunchy ones like Diabolical Lovers or DRAMAtical Murder), while the PC was not. It was only a matter of time until the Switch took over, now that the Vita is dying in Japan as well. So I'd say that yeah, their audience…

Ha,my husband once woke me in the middle of the night by pulling away my covers in a state of panic. When I groggily and somewhat annoyed asked him what was going on, he stared at me and said: “Um, I thought there was a snake in the bed.”

A lot of Rowlings Potter stuff after the main series just seems so... lazy. I’m not even a big fan, but her additions to the global organization of magic still make me kind of angry. They seemed like something I might throw together shortly before my next session of a HP RPG and after skimming Wikipedia. But, you…

I find the “Settling in” sequel to be much harder. Okay, okay, we played “Moving” pay-to-win, so we just needed to do the packing part.

Once you finished at least one ending for each character in Hatoful Boyfriend, the game should ask you at the beginning if you want to “keep a promise from a long time ago” or something like that. Choose that and enjoy a... different game.