Anyone else extremely disappointed by Jim Carrey as Biden? It feels absolutely brutal to watch. It’s like the audience is giving half-hearted sympathy laughs at his 90's over-the-top style impersonation.

I wonder whether Trump knows that probably half the people who watched his show have already voted for Biden and just wanted to see what kind of crazy shit a drunken, broken-down circus bear might do on live TV.

¿Por què no los dos?

The exact percentage of white men doesn’t need to be mentioned. We all know the overwhelming majority voted for Trump. I’m sure many people would presume much higher than 63%.

OC is... they want to remove his name and statue from the airport.

All the liberal white women that were on Twitter labeling this bit “misogynist”...yikes.

I think Orianne’s a nutter, judging by the Jocelyn Wildenstein levels of plastic surgery she’s had on her face, and the fact that she’s allegedly squandered the almost $50 million divorce settlement she got from Collins and her threats are basically extortion attempts to get Collins to cough up more cash.

President Trump won’t have to recover from COVID. COVID will have to recover from President Trump,” wrote Matt Gaetz.

He has all the best gasps. Every time someone meets him, they say “Wow Mr. President, I’ve never seen another president futilely gasp for air like that before!”

Indeed. It’s like a jerk census.  The Venn diagram of Trump voters and colossal assholes is just one circle.

Regardless of intent, just use a different word.  It’s not that difficult.

It’s like Vine, which is like America’s Funniest Home Videos, which is like Candid Camera.

Was this his Make A Wish moment?  

I hope he doesn’t die. Yet.

The long-dead Bulgarian prophetess Baba Vanga, who purportedly predicted 9/11, apparently foresaw that the 45th American president would suffer from “a mysterious illness” in 2020 that would leave him blind and with a brain tumor.

Thank You! I cannot deal with these people who think Trump is some kind of Machiavellian Super Nixon who leads everyone around by the nose and has some brilliant over reaching design. He’s an imbecile who pulls things out of his ass that has absolutely no credibility. Occam’s razor for Christ’s sake. 

People, can we please shut down the idea that this diagnosis is a hoax? Trump is not Machiavelli - he’s a schoolyard bully, and the thing bullies fear above all else is showing any sort of weakness. At every turn, even before he was elected, Trump has lied, deflected and projected to avoid admitting to the slightest…

I don’t want him to die because then he’d never see the inside of a federal prison. I wish him a long, humiliating life behind bars, addled for years with painful and disfiguring health complications.

I’m a lawyer. A lot of lawyers are fucking dumb, and a lot of lawyers think whoever yells the loudest is the smartest guy in the room. Generally speaking, I think lawyers are very poor judges of intellect and even worse judges of character.