The stripe is actually a white flag saying Nissan gave up.

Regular body

Now if someone could please explain what the rest of the car was for?

FCA requires electric and automotive AI.

You forgot to mention the GTI is too fat and safe, the Corvette is too expensive and going mid-engined will cause Zora to roll over in his grave, the Boxster/Cayman’s turbo-4 sounds terrible... God, it’s like you aren’t even listening to us complain, Patrick. This article really missed the mark.

Don’t care. This is a Rich Whyte people problem.

“I’m not sure why NASCAR thought (insert bad idea here) was a good idea in the first place.”

All I can think of is a scenario where one night you bring home a “lady friend” and she’s ready to go to town and Then y’all bust down the door and she sees the bed and goes “wtf is that?” and you say with the dumbest smile on your face “its a pagani zonda :),” and by the time you finished your sentence her clothes…

The difference between old money and new money is that new money needs to spend money to impress, old money doesn’t need to impress.

Dude... if the tow truck driver just stood there while the guy unhooked the tire clamps. The controls to lower the ramp are on the outside of the truck. The fact that he didn’t even try those is the most Russian thing ever.

This is going to come across as completely heresy, but I like the GT350 more.

It’s even a fake Toyota.

What, you don’t enter your PIN number into LCD display on the ATM machine?

I’l be honest - it’s better than stock.  At least some of the vents look like they’re now real.

This looks no better or worse than a stock Civic Type R, which says a lot. 

Felipe Massa ?

ugh, Toyota should not have rushed it

She has given me permission to get something completely impractical as my daily.

This is wrong, and you know it. Wrenching on cars that were born before you were should make you realize what happens to old molded rubber components. They dry out, they degrade from UV, and they crack. Then the thick rubber section opens it’s terrible maw when you slide it into first gear, and as you satisfyingly…

Well...that went off without a hitch.