Oh obviously. I just have this hysterical mental image of someone who keeps taking more and more stuff off their Jeep then at some point stops and thinks “wait a minute....”

Windshields are overrated. I drive my 48 Dodge all over the place, with no windshield, while I’m still working on finishing up my chop.

A company I used to work for (an extremely large national banking institution) once drafted a new letter to be mailed to our ~30,000 delinquent homeowners offering assistance and loss mitigation options. The letter made it through the drafter, the department head, a committee, and legal. Everyone focused extensively…

Aren’t you a precious little flower

So I finally bit the bullet and built a RetroPie. I can see zero reason to even care abotu this SNES classic now. And no it’s not just that the games on my Pi are free, I’d happily buy a SNE Classic if Nintendo would actually sell me now but like amiibos and the NES classic, they’d rather let scalpers make all the…

• The Xenomorph has 2 brains - one that will always know where you are, and one that controls the body and is given hints by the first brain.

IT’S A ME. MARIO.

Cinema sins used to be good, they used to point out funny continuity errors or plot holes, now its just silly crap that mostly is either overly picky or just a flat out misunderstanding of how things work. Its like trying to watch a movie with a 14 year old who thinks all the stuff is dumb and he could do it better.

One of many variations:

“Bro what’s that gunk on your tire?”

Well, alrighty then.
Enjoy your fancy enclosed entrance driveway area place.

Faster than “my buddies civic” or “my uncles mustang” the two fastest cars in the world?

No, that’s what takes YOUR soul.

How about chupathingy

I told you to quit makin’ up animals!

I’m coming up Chupacabra.

I think it looks more like a puma.