Don’t worry I’m here now!

I’m unapologetically in love with the Mazda rotary. I get shit on about it constantly, but whatever. My RX-8 provides me with such a wonderful driving experience and there hasn’t been much else that I’ve been in that provides me the same experience.

Congrats, you just spent $25k to have a $15k C5 corvette.

The rotary oil consumption charge is just a version of engine discrimination. My RX-8 consumed a quart of oil every 3,000 miles. My Subaru has, since new, burned a quart of oil every 3,000 miles. My friend’s S2000 burns a quart of oil every 3,000 miles. Yet, guess which car has people constantly moaning about oil…

Me, seeing headline: Oh cool, let me go and make a joke comment about a speeding ticket being “serious shit”

old man yells at cloud. social media is great if used correctly. if used to repost farmville requests or stolen memes, thats not correctly.

And you kids get off of my lawn!!!

Yoko Taro is such a quirky man, but it’s hard not to agree with his choices.

You can’t break something that’s already broken.

An Aston-Martin spokesperson confirmed that “all customer body-scans will be done in the nude for maximum connection to the vehicle. Aston-Martin will not allow anything to come between an owner and the Valkyrie driving experience.”

Roll up like “yo I’m here for my body scan”.

“What’s the first thing you think of when I say Chevy?”

“Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Chevy?”

Holy shit I just thought of the same thing. So basically:

I’d have more fun with it.

Ha ha.

“If it ain’t fixed, don’t broke it.” Getting this tattooed on my ass this weekend.

Christ man where’s this mythical $13,500 S2000 that isn’t beat to hell?