You forgot the most important part

each and every one of them is a cry for help.

My thoughts exactly.

Especially the grumbling because the CO forced him into having to go through it for the lols

Came for this. Blood Dragon did it better.

Far Cry Blood Dragon also had a great tutorial.

To simplify the name, “Monster Hunter XXX”

Feel free to contact me when you’ve done anything impressive.

$30 an inch.

Dear WB,

Mother and cub moving down the middle of a busy street. (H/T to Rick S!)

The only thing that really bothers me from that list is the amount of LOD pop-in there is in games these days. Nothing really breaks the mood when I see some asset not even 30 feet away materialize out of thin air.

Wait a minute!

The gaming community is ripe with hypocracy. When anyone but Nintendo or Blizzard do something, it’s bad.

Another point in favor for the “rushed to market even if it wasn’t ready”.

more like a Long audible fart in an elevator.

How about compensation tied to results....the old fashioned way?

Canine here for this.