He’s not, though. Manute Bol was 7'7", 200#. Tacko’s a couple inches shorter but he’s 300#. He’s an Ent; if he didn’t already have a terrific name, we would all be calling him “Tree.”

He had a couple of blocks in preseason where he was in a different zip code than the shooter - his absurd length offsets his lack of mobility to some extent, but his movements are never quick. Does not get as many rebounds as he should because of that. Everyone wants their bigs to be able to switch and defend the…

It’s weird, it’s almost like the author has never watched October baseball before.  

One of things that’s always bugged me about “The Process” and tanking in general is the impact that being in a losing environment has on player development.  Like, you can draft for talent but you can also get better as a franchise by helping the guys you already have get better - and no one ever gets better when the…

Eh... they’re getting a little redundant. Be nice if he restored something besides a POS Jeep for a change, or if he saved up and did a proper restoration instead of a half-ass, “just need to get a couple hundred miles out of it!” job.

“I too wish I could poke a dead vagrant with a stick.”

There’s an above-average chance his brother was a shit-fuck too, so maybe both would have been better?

Felger and Mazz got something right?  Nice to hear that the blind squirrel won’t be going to bed hungry tonight for a change.

So you’re saying I shouldn’t have taken DeAndre’ Bembry in the first round of my fantasy draft?

Wasn’t my mom.  “Action Park: Where My Puberty Began.”

Fuck you.

Should be full-on camouflage to hide that ugly-ass front end.

The most exciting plays in baseball all revolve around speed. Stolen bases, triples, inside-the-park-home runs, and outfielders tracking down fly balls from the next town over.

It’s skill over pure athleticism. Not that baseball players aren’t athletes, but as you mentioned you don’t necessarily need elite speed or strength to have success in MLB. Hitting a baseball is hand-eye coordination, a skill that’s honed by seeing thousands of pitches over your life.  Young NBA players can often get…

Why wouldn’t elite prospects head to CA schools? You think they DON’T want to get paid?

“SEE!  Brown people STEALING MY JOB!”

There’s a shitton of ego at play, too; “Why does he get a personal catcher and I don’t?”

What’s the difference between three dicks and a joke?

As creepy as the whole “Mother” thing already is... “Mother, will you give me a blowjob?” brings it to a whole other level.

“You could also be a bit of a scumbag and try to bait someone into a technical foul”