“Fly like a G6" <-- Ya’ll thought they were yapping about planes.

He should’ve just owned it. “And if you think something stinks about this, it’s not just me.”

Just... no. Even if it was just a trailer sketch (which, since I’m not going over to Pornhub to check it out, it shall remain), this is not just completely wrong, but it’s bad. This looks like the output of a 14 yr. old Martin Shkreli being ‘edgy, bro.’ to all his sophomore friends to show he’s ‘senior cool.’

List articles are always going to be off-putting to readers because it’s impossible to get absolutely everything where everyone wants it placed. Inherently, it’s a terrible way to talk about culture phenomenon. There are, however, a few ways to fix this (in either order). Remove the numbering system, let the reader…

Can we please just get more rocks on the ends of parking medians? Seriously, if these yahoos can’t properly navigate a parking lot at a reasonable speed (seriously, some of these vehicles must’ve been flying to have the rock that far under their wheelbase), then they should be ticketed, fined and told to watch where…

I don’t know about comping the drink as it was ordered. However, as a bartender I would have offered to either re-make it or replace it with a different (but equal cost or less) cocktail that the patron might find more satisfactory. That’s the typical written/unwritten policy I’ve seen in every single play I’ve…

Let’s get weird with it... Hedley Lamarr, played by John Waters.

The late 80's-early 90's was a hotbed of white Christian conservative politics. The white flight of the generation prior had officially caught up to the suburbanite parents and they were paranoid of the inner city spreading out and taking their children away via the hips-hops, BK’s and Kangols. Instead of looking…

Starbucks doesn’t franchise to individuals, but they do allow corporate service entities to sell their brand. I believe the ones in the airports are run by Aramark. Completely different pay-scale, and I believe the employees themselves are under Aramark in terms of benefits, emp. disc. etc.

Back when I worked at the ‘bucks, over a decade ago, it was rare for the store to hire people under 18. Something to do with the bean grinder being considered heavy machinery. Since cleaning it was one of the work-tasks and anyone under 18 wasn’t supposed to use/clean that specific equipment. It doesn’t mean that they…

Simply put (and I’m saying this as a GSW fan from the early-90's), their run started with a modest salary payout to what turned into the Splash Bros. and Dray. No one expected them to punch as hard as they did that season. With all that open money, they created an extremely solid bench led by yet-to-be vets like Iggy…

Now I’m just questioning how much my ‘90 UNLV Run with the Rebels championship shirt is worth (35-5 that year!). I mean, it’s got Tark the Shark on it...

Losing on of your best players to a shwifty twisty on the ice, that’s a real kick in the knackers bro.

Dirty deeds and they’re done with sheep?

Safety third aside, glad you made the ride back in one piece. As for that truck driver, we all know that you ride as if you are invisible, even if you’re in a highly reflective helmet and right in front of someone. The level of distraction I’ve seen people drive with is no joke. Speed up, change to a far lane and let…

Seafoam for the body, off-white cream for the vinyl roof (but I’m sure you can find better quality material than vinyl, right? I mean, we’ve progressed enough in the past 40 years, that we can do better than vinyl?) Replace any chrome trim with rose gold, and redo the seats in blk/white cowhide. Throw some longhorns…

Saw the aftermath of someone die-by-escalator once. It was pretty vicious.

If I had the $$, I’d buy this, paint it cherry red, slap corporate logo stickers all over and tour Japan as “wage earner Kaneda” cosplay. Just for the lawls.

I’ve been attempting use of the FB marketplace to jettison a few items that no longer have use and really just don’t fit after the gf moved in (extra coffee table, unused treadmill, etc. and it’s been an absolute nightmare. The low-balls have been insulting, even when I’m putting the items up for far less than they’re…

El Camino, el-el camino, the front is like a car, the back is like a truck, the front is where you drive, the back is where you... El Camino, el-el camino!