Many moons ago, I remember reading a listing of the most ticketed vehicles in NA. If my memory serves, the Solara was pretty far up there. Almost like the drivers were compensating for something lacking.

Alternatively, you could just wait until you’re over 30 to go into cougar territory. They are well known for liking younger prey.

I’ve use Body Glide a couple times while out adventuring in a kilt (do you need to ask?), with very middling results. On the roughest of mornings I’ll use Speed Stick for a temporary fix. The important thing is to let that stuff dry on long enough to do it’s job, which is basically sitting open legged in front of a…

Anything that can cause major damage and cost more than is reasonable to fix (brake failure, belt failure, coolant/oil related, etc.) it’s worth the time and money to have your preventative maintenance done since you’re in there. Secondary systems in regards to operation (ignition, wipers, power steering pump, etc.)…

One of my old EiC’s in Uni died this way (years after we all graduated). I guess he had a bad habit of closing the garage door as soon as he pulled in, before turning the car off. One night he drove home drunk (bad habit #2 from what I hear) and passed out in that intermediary step and died of CO1 poisoning overnight.…

There’s a local college bar with a regular who obnoxiously likes to group up people to do “a knuckle” with him. I finally got tired of him trying to keep people around by getting them drunk, so I simply started ordering the most ridiculous shots imaginable with the idea that it would put him off. It worked reasonable…

What about the termite mound?

While the exterior looks amazing and the interior is very well kept (not sure how else to describe it). Barn finds rarely have over 100k on the clock (I’d expect more in the 30-40k range, and “unmolested” almost never involves aftermarket parts (I can see rims, but pedals?). Those two things alone make me wonder what…

I’ve definitely been there, 30 minutes + waiting. At McDonald’s. In the drive thru... having already paid with no chance of escape... and got the wrong order.

I was parking at a supermarket at the same time as this guy was getting out of his SUV. He complimented me on the wagon (‘03 Subaru WRX) and was getting a kick out of the exhaust note. Asked if it was a V8 under the hood. I lied, said it was just a V6. Also told him the scoop was just for show.

One thing, if you’re in a manual transmission vehicle, you’re feet are going to be doing a LOT of movement. There’s a LOT of hard metal down there. Your feet are going to regret it at some point. Hopefully not at the point someone slams the brakes in front of you and you need to quickly and forcefully hit the brakes.…

You are so very, very wrong about Red Vines. The proper way is to nibble off both ends, creating a straw. Place straw in your cola and suck. This allows the acidity of the cola to ever so slowly strip Red Vines flavor into your beverage while the ice hardens the Red Vine straw into a decent solid piece. You can either…

Whatever happened to a bandanna/neck gaiter? That’s my usual go-to when I’m outdoorsy and it’s pollen season. (In all seriousness, I totally understand their mask culture and think it’s great that they have the common good of health in mind for their countrymen. Here in ‘murica, they’ll probably just shoot you, or…

Fuck decorative pillows. I had an ex (key prefix) who, when she moved in, brought in two trash bags of decorative pillows. I hated the things, and she hated when I was tired, came home and used them as one might use a regular pillow because I was tired to the point I really didn’t care. When that clusterfuck of a…

It definitely set the bar.

So, you’re saying you picked up on my light trolling? Good jorb!

So, if I want something that can look quasi-professional with pomade, that I can spike into a mohawk during Punk Rock Bowling, what would you recommend? I always end up with hair about 3/4 of the way up that is the perfect balance of short and long that it won’t lay down and it doesn’t really fold into the “up” part…

Spicy tonkotsu ramen. Thankfully there’s a pretty damn decent ramen joint less than a quarter mile from where I live. In a pinch though, there’s an International Market in town that has legit spicy seafood flavored insta-ramen (sorry Maruken) that I can cook up at home. I typically use 1/2 the seasoning packet, then…

I started following GSW back when they drafted Penny Hardaway and acquired Chris Webber via trade w/ Orlando. I think I was a sophomore in H.S. and was a huge Fab 5 fan. Even though they sent CWebb off a season later (and I still followed him through his various teams), I remained a Warriors fan. I’ve got my Starter…

As a fan of FerrAri’s myself (Fernet/Campari), I can’t get enough of Gin n’ Tonic’s! Prairie Oysters for the next morning cure.