My new bio!

If it’s medical, it’s 100% his responsibility to take care of. I’m not my husband’s mom and I don’t make doctor appointments for him.

Mr. Hawkeye: “don’t you know that only corporations deserve handouts, like the billions in subsidies that Musk is getting from the Feds? He’s a genius!!!” *frantically jerks off to pick of Musk*

Given the fact that Mary worked for Elon for a very long time, one could argue (as I’m sure she did) that one key reason for his past success which lead to his then current wealth is from the contributions she helped to make in the company as his assistant.

Steve Job’s “toys” has garnered Apple a market cap of $825 Billion. I dig toys.

Who said anything about handouts? Or are we now classifying wages (i.e. the compensation received for work performed) as a handout in Trump’s brave, great, new America?

There he is everyone! It’s “that guy”!

He didn’t say no when she asked for a raise. He fired her. That’s not normal.

My wife is 5'2" and does this on trips. I assume it’s for the same reason why I like putting my feet up on an ottoman...

According to that criteria, every writer ever is a ‘cheapskate.’ Nobdoy tracks down the reader (and all first time writers are turned down many times) to....? gift her with millions? or what? In this case she was confronted with this person as a surprise, so it’s even less surprising that she may not have met…

It’s a meme. “Whom amongst us...” is just a twitter joke.

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

But he doesn’t know he’s dumb, you know? Like anybody who thinks this way, in their limited understanding, this is the best they can come up with.

Hot take: Pickle will not be president.

he will probably hear it when the state-run media outlet over at fox puts it on tho

It’s not just religion, either. It’s the whole “the world is here to validate me” mentality. My last big sleep-on-the-couch fight with my boyfriend was when he was telling me how cool it was that he accidentally offended one woman while out and as a result had a great conversation with this other woman who stood up…

Seems like George C hasn’t lost the pregnancy weight yet. Quite the DadBod he’s rockin’

Wouldn’t the term better be Whitewomoaning?

Why doesn’t St. Patrick’s day celebrate all Americans? Why doesn’t Columbus Day celebrate the welcoming natives? Because that’s stupid.

Six? How quant.