"And that's the horrifying truth. Shit like this shocks absolutely no one, and, yet, hardly anything is ever done to prevent it. And so it goes."

I was staying in a bed and breakfast, with my boyfriend, that was an old farmhouse out in the country (it was off of a rural route) and at dusk we sat on the porch drinking bottle after bottle of wine and watching the bats. After about three bottles of wine each things started to get a little testy (as they are wont…

I have an interesting story about a chipmunk. Yeah, that's a squirrel but that picture is perfect for this story.

This happened to me last night actually. I am currently watching my roommate's boyfriend's pet conures (small parrots). Here is exactly what I text messaged to my best friend:

It has been declared that I have a way with cats. This is mostly based on how when I met my partner's cat, he not only didn't maul me, but actually wanted me to stroke him for 10 whole minutes.

I saw some of the Gene Simmons sex tape. One time, I was reading a gossip forum and somebody made a gif out of part of it and posted it, and my eyes saw it and they jumped out of my head, said, "FUCK YOU!" and ran for daylight. I stumbled around for like two days trying to find them, and when I did, I had to promise…

I would LOVE to live in a boarding house. I was born in the wrong age. Spiritually, I'm an independent-minded Victorian orphan.

I dunno, I think clinics are a bad way to go in general. I pushes women's health and reproductive care into this medical ghetto. It's terrible to say, but as someone going into medicine, a major factor in deciding to pursue obgyn and perform abortions is how dangerous and stigmatizing it can be for both me and my…

I'm pregnant for the first time and I LOVE Tracy's posts. I want to have kids and I am happy that I'm pregnant, but the experience of it totally sucks. A lot of writing about pregnancy and kids on the internet makes it sounds like it's either sooooo magical, or the only negative feelings that exist are fear and worry…

I didn't pick up any bitterness in the post at all. Sarcasm, yes. In case you didn't know, that's kind of Jezebel's thing. Is it "helpful"? No. Is it hilarious to read? Yes.

We need pants with hidden adjustable waistlines, like what little kids have. Keep them large to get them up over your thighs/ass, and then pull it in so you don't have a huge gap over your butt.

Absolutely nothing. This is still one of my favorite series (which I first got into in middle school).

Excuse me. What is wrong with mystery-solving cats?!