“Surprised that the casino planet wasn’t one of the planet destroyed but makes sense, as they worked for both sides profiting. I was expecting Lando Clarissian as money and gambling is his thing but I assume he will be in IX as a Major Player in helping the rebellion.”

The love triangle, if it becomes one, was established thematically with the idea of people becoming legends. Rose thinks Finn is a hero, the same way the myth of Luke Skywalker persists. She’s now adventuring with someone she fell in love with before ever meeting.

Rey isn’t from some powerful lineage

Then after Trump and Ball defeat the aliens, we discover that the visitors were benevolent and were here to usher in a golden age of peace and prosperity ...

My grandfather never talked about WWII. When he was dying, and on morphine, he started talking about it in grisly and horrifying detail. I hope your father lives 100 more years, but ask him whenever they day comes that he’s on hospice. Report back.

Clearly every fighter pilot has hallucinations.

“No one knew Mexicans could levitate. No one. Not until I found out and am going to do something about it - bigly!” - DJT, probably

Finding out aliens really exists is the only possible ending for 2017 when you actually think about it.

There are a lot of things that are NOT told to presidents.

Please have him email me and tell me what the alloys are before I perish.

You’re assuming they bothered lying and he wasn’t busy tweeting while they tried to explain things.

Alright so I can add something here. I don’t wanna sell it as the juiciest thing, but:

I’m marking this comment as the point kinja folds in on itself and forms a hyper dimensional tesseract.

Being privy to the info isn’t the same as knowing it. Unless they provided the information on a single page as a graphic, or a short bulleted list of short sentences, the president wouldn’t be able to parse it.

You are assuming they are telling him everything and not outright lying to him.

If time-travel exists, wouldn’t it have always existed? My theory is that these would be future humans visiting the past.

Well, he doesn’t even make a decent regular human being, so...

Dunking on Ted Cruz should be an Olympic sport.

Yeah, I would never have guessed such a kind man could be such a brutal flame-warrior.

MH is in a seeet spot Hollywoodwise.