OMG the Whole Foods on N Crescent? I’ve seen some real horror show shit in there. :O

The names of three random body parts should not be so potent, and yet somehow you have killed me with them. I am deceased. Take all my stars.

So long as the data doesn’t exist the problem doesn’t exist. How very mature of them.

I was reading Vanity Fair’s article on her which featured photos of a younger Ivanka. She fucked up her face when she chose discordant elements and brought them altogether on her butthole mouthed visage.

Anybody who thought that Eva Braun and The Other Eva Braun were going to be any kind of help was deluded. 

She was the one that was going to influence daddy to be more accepting of gays, pay women more, and help solve climate change.

Yes, because even just collecting data on this topic is bad. Forget analyzing it or proposing changes, even HAVING it would be disastrous. This should come as no surprise from people who are relentlessly anti - education. The less information, the better.

On one hand, it’s a little disturbing that they’re ignoring him because disobeying the order of your commander-in-chief is not a great precedent.

No sir! I did not see you playing with your dolls again sir!

A draft-dodging chickenhawk who insults POWs, gold-star families, and injured and disabled vets.

something like that

I’m praying that they continue to overstep like this because that will get cut the fuck down in court. It’s like the gerrymandering cases where it’s so blatantly unconstitutional that it doesn’t survive.

Yeah Katrina is what I remember. 12 years later and Kanye is still right.

This is exactly what I told my husband the other night. It is so fucking informative to his nature. He is just not capable of empathy.

He then went to the Red Cross shelter, barged to the front of the food line and demanded two scoops of ice cream to eat in front of crying children.

You know what’s kind of crazy, or not considering who we are referring to, is that Donald has not really mentioned the people of Houston or its surrounding areas. He mentions Harvey a lot, he mentions the city of Houston a lot, but he does not mention the people (other than crowd sizes). There is no empathy or…

I’m never not amazed at Trump’s ability to consistently live down to the lowest of expectations. Everyone expected him to make a fucking natural disaster and severe humanitarian crisis about himself and his ego, with no fucking mention of the victims, and of course he fucking did. The second easiest thing for a…

Tacky, bourgeoisie assholes.

Hold up. That woman is not my FLOTUS.

Spicer, who went on CNN during the campaign with ashes on his forehead on Ash Wednesday, often spoke about his Catholic faith during news briefings. He once told reporters that he had given up drinking alcohol for Lent.