More like “Can you hear my bum, Fernando...?”, amirite? 🙄

Omg, this is the best! Thank you for sharing. I’m cackling, I can’t even contain myself!

Haha I do this with my siblings’ children and then I get to go home and have uninterrupted sleep. And long showers.

It’s abuse. Straight up. I feel so bad for those kids.

Awww, I love this story!

😊 Thanks!

Omg I’m dying rn. Your whole description is amazing, but “she looks like a shrunken, miserable Lurch” just did me in. 😂

I am stealing “saggy-faced little inbred racist” for future insults. Hope you don’t mind.

Hahaha me too. I watched like 3 different versions and some even had slow mo and musical effects!

That is so incredibly kind of you. Good luck!

Take your star and go. I have to clean all this iced tea off my screen now.

Why do you do this to us?

HerRoyalRedness is our official Sebastian Stan gif supplier and I am HERE FOR IT!

Shut up! By which I mean, tell me everything!

What a belligerent idiot that woman is. Jagmeet handled this with much more grace and dignity than I could have, that’s for sure.

I disagree with the first part, but the second paragraph is spot on. We lost a lot and now we have to play defense and try not to lose ground. A fucking stolen SCOTUS seat, ffs!

That stood out to me too!

I just got buy one get one free jeans at NY&Co! And a ton of cardigans and tops for like $15 each. Love it.

I get this too. The hot, patchy parts are abscesses under the skin, or cellulitis. Go to urgent care and get an antibiotic cream.

He threatened to kick them out for going to church? How bizarre.