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no1curraboutyourbonergotkinjad

From the reports I’ve read, he tried to set her on fire too. So sick.

Lol this is awesome!

Omg I never noticed that before.

I’m glad to hear it. :)

Thanks! *hugs*

No you’re not a bitch. It’s never fun when someone puts you on the hook for a party you never wanted to throw.

Both plausible excuses!

Ding ding ding!

Exactly. That part really sent shivers down my spine and now I’m mad as hell.

I just spoke to my sister and made up my mind. I’m not going. Thanks for the support. It means a lot.

Nice! I love finding money/gift cards around my house, and it sounds like you got a pretty sweet haul. :)

Thanks, I’m slowly getting there.

No link?

It was a lot, and thanks for the kind words.

Pumpkin Andy is livin’ la vida loca! 🥂

I really want to but we all live close to each other and I’m 100% sure my cover will be blown when it gets out that I visited my sis but not my mom. Ooh! Maybe I can have my sister come here and host her for mother’s day!🤔

Hahaha yes! Too good.

Bahahaha this was great! I’m sorry the sky’s being a dick, but... tea and blankets sounds amazing to me rn.

Please consider that your baby is easy NOW, but when that baby becomes a toddler and you’re running around trying to make sure he/she doesn’t get hurt, you’re really not going to have the time or energy to provide a good level of care for your mother. For example, are you really going to be able to take 20 minutes or