Someone threw a bunch of little Russian flags into the air and I laughed my ass off.

Um, your friend is very selfish and this is wrong of her. You deserve better than this.

I saw them in concert a few years ago and they are still awesome! Have fun!

Bahahaha I had one too! I was always wandering off.

I remember reading Watermelon when I was 20, which got me interested in Mariane Keyes. But when I read Anybody Out There? it absolutely wrecked me. It’s so tragic.

I am on a Terry Pratchett binge as well! Currently reading Men at Arms. 🤚

You should also check out Team of Rivals by Doris Kearns Goodwin!

Omg I wish I could do this!

I feel you on this. I got bangs and immediately hated them and started pinning them back. I’m trying to grow out my hair now and it’s become a shapeless mess that always ends up in a ponytail because I get frustrated with it. I need to get it cut but I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!

A+ gif usage.

Yes! I feel exactly the same way! I also listen to Pod Save the World for foreign policy stuff, and then Teen Creeps for a palate cleanser.

I used to drive by it all the time. I didn’t know you’re in L.A. too. L.A. Jezzies represent! 🤚

My sis and I still yell out “Can I play with your panty line?” and dance like fools to this song. Ahhh, good times.

Is that the one on Franklin?

I know exactly what you mean! Mine is a monster too and sometimes I’m like:

Believe me, I know. Jezzies have helped me get through some dark shit, and I’m always happy to send some love out in return. I’m sending hugs and strength your way. And a kitten gif. :)

“Your kids should learn to be good people because it’s the right thing to do, not because otherwise they’ll go to hell, and definitely not so they can bully other kids by telling them if they’re not exactly like you they’re going to hell.”

I’d like to buy your book please.

Flying spaghetti monster ftw!

I’m so sorry. You are awesome and your egg donor is a monster.