That was some good thinking on the part of the caretaker. He’s the hero in this awful story.

Ewwwwww, what? Ewwwwwww. Who the fuck lets a 13 year old get married?!

These travesties are done in your name and mine. It’s shocking and barbaric.

Bravo.

I’ve been hearing a lot about Casper and Helix mattresses, but I like my mattress so I’m not shopping for one now. I am curious about the hype, though.

And this court! https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/03/16/us/oxford-comma-lawsuit.html

That was Brock Turner if I recall correctly.

What do you mean?

Mar-a-Barfo! I’m crying! 😂

I’m the auntie who does change diapers, but that’s ok because at the end of the day I can go home and sleep and have uninterrupted shower time.

Here’s another one for you. *hugs*

I just borrow my nephews and take them out to watch the animated movies that I’m too embarrassed to go see on my own.

Also: long showers and uninterrupted sleep. And no tiny hands trying to reach under the bathroom door while I’m on the toilet.

Hermione is a pretty common name in Armenian too! (We spell it Hermineh, but my point stands.) I have an aunt with that name.

Yessssss. A Fuck Off Fund is so important and can make things a lot easier.

Oh honey, I am so sorry for what you’re going through. I don’t have any advice rn but I’m sending hugs and you can come talk to us here anytime.

This looks amazing! Happy birthday to your sweet lil baby!

Good for you, honey! We’re rooting for you!

I’ve been reading a lot of Terry Pratchett too. So far the witches of Lancre books are my favorites, followed by the Tiffany Aching series and I’m now reading the Night Watch books. And my go-to for a good time is Good Omens. It helps sometimes to read lighter fare when everything feels so grim.

Yes exactly! Being proud and loud and exuberant and fierce. It’s amazing to watch.