They weren’t born, they were hatched. Or more likely summoned from hell.

Pinhead Pence and Cruz the blob fish are solid additions to this list

Like, I’m happy that he’s happy but I’m so sad for us.

I’m still so fucking mad about the whole Anthony Weiner debacle. I’m adding him to my list of punchable faces.

Thank you. It is awful.

Beautifully done!

Oh look, it’s me:

I’m going to watch What We Do In the Shadows to cheer myself up.

*blush* thanks!

I just bought mine.

Nowruz Mubarak, joon-am!

Obligatory:

The damage to our standing and prestige on the world stage cannot be understated. It’s so bad.

“this is the first time since arriving in the United States after the Iranian revolution of 1979 that they feel that they cannot risk leaving the country for fear they will not be allowed to return.”

Jesus Christ, this is sickening.

I freaking LOVE these pants and my boss liked them so much she asked for the link and ordered herself a pair, so here you go:

I CANNOT STAND HIS VOICE!

I spent six weeks on prednisone 2 years ago and it was awful. It relieved my symptoms but made me so emotional and I gained 20 lbs, which I’m still trying to lose. I’m sorry she’s going through this. I agree that your mom needs to hush up about your daughter’s weight. I’m glad she has you. I wish my mom was as…

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