Came here to say it look like a Jetta/Passat.

From a different article:

New cars - particularly from luxury or premium brands - have essentially been highly advanced computers on wheels for about 2 decades now.

How do you review a car and not know it’s a diesel?

This story is somehow even more embarrassing than the old Jalopnik tale of the guy shitting his pants in a brand-new Lexus review car.

I’m 90% sure this is just an advertisement for Boston Market

You Too? I don’t even know what I was banned for; I’m un-greyed just about everywhere else, and I’m pretty sure I’m a reasonable person. No appeal process, no way out. You’re just black holed.

If you want to pay $1500 a head to fly to Grandma’s house, be my guest.

Again, we’ll still never hit the peak low from the other week of an outrage article that used the writer’s own blog post as a main source for the article.

That also cuts down expenses by preventing stolen cart losses, because anyone cheap enough to steal cart is also cheap enough to get their quarter back. AND it keeps people from leaving the carts all over the damn parking lot.

So people that are forced to work, like emergency room staff and critical patient care workers, police, firefighters, nursing and retirement home workers, and other vital positions shouldn’t be allowed to visit any business at all? It would be nice if everyone could stay home for the holidays, but that’s just entirely…

I think I could do a smart car for 90% of my driving. Which is commuting and taking my daughter to school.

I smell a weekly feature

“Just as it’s unacceptable for Americans to sit behind bars for simple possession”

You can ditch the bird. Opens up a lot of free time.

other people’s food preferences are something you consider sad? jesus christ

From a design/style perspective, is this the next Pontiac Aztek? I think it looks amazing right now, but I wanted to wear Hammer Pants in the 90's.

It’s just yet another crossover-SUV, not a full SUV, and an ugly one at that.

Comparing it to a Mach-E? The Mach-E has the ground clearance of a Model 3. It’s just another crossover too, albeit one that should’ve never been given a horse logo. 

Eventually the populated area will grow to encircle the airport.

meh, less impressive than the usual showings.