Old News:

here’s a little secret: 99% of the people with the energy to become famous aren’t good people.

Portillo’s is for tourists and suburban transplants who dont know any better. 

The goal was taxis without drivers, because Uber/Lyft pay too well. 

This article may as well have said “Im white and things are starting to affect me”

the writers on this site are only a little more dense than the commenters. 

and then put it in your bin where it has a 2% chance of not ending up in a landfill anyway.

congrats on catching up to a viral video a week too late to be relevant. 

says the person commenting on lifehacker in 2022. 

Sewage and Garbage.

“willing to work”

weird how a shitty asshole can attract shitty assholes as a fanbase. 

1 is too many.

so we should just shrug and look the other way?

A shot of lemon juice and a shot of simple syrup in a whisky sour were enough to know that this person has never made a decent cocktail.

also a whole ass shot of simple syrup is way too much.

they just need to air them on ESPN before the F1 races.

also increase drag and lower efficiency. 

I dont know anyone who would call a pork chop sandwhich a chicago staple other than the worst food blogger, dennis lee.

this isn’t a 30 minute Netflix doc, these wheels move very slowly.