*2018 approved

Car show bro: “I see you got the ham and bread, but no cheese. Those ingredients are worthless without the cheese. I’m getting twin cheese put in mine, I won’t even need bread. ... No, I don’t actually own a sandwich, but my cousin does and he says you don’t need bread.”

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

I used to have hitchhiking races with my buddies back in the day, and the most reliable way to cover the hard distances (like West Texas) was having a funny sign at a truck stop.

Only 62% Fresh at Rotten Tomatoes! How’s that possible? I don’t know of anyone who dislikes this film. Even Kevin Smith, who tends to be quite critical of comic-book movies, considers it to be one of the all-time best.

Everything you said is true and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I’m not going to fight you. I’m going to help you fight people. In fact, I’ll raise you. The Rocketeer is one of the best MOVIES ever. Every single action in film informs character decisions and drives the plot forward. It’s beautiful aesthetically, and it’s god damned gorgeous narrative wise.

The Rocketeer was one of the best superhero movies ever. Fight me.

He was probably on PCP. Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn’t feel it for hours.

Those pictures remind me of being in middle-school sex ed, and they show you weird pictures of anatomy that are excessively detailed, and you’re kind of aroused, but also confused and a bit frightened.

To be a true Corvette enthusiast, you need to figure out how many of those 3 speed cars were convertibles, in that color combination, with a removable hard top. Then, sit next to the car in a lawn chair wearing a woodie themed Hawaiian shirt and a pair of jorts and quote that smaller number endlessly to whoever passes…

There are good people in both cars.

The damage looks supraficial.

The Escala is used in ads to help drive traffic to the dealer. It’s called the Cadillac Escala aid.

Joe Bob: I will help you bear this burden, Cletus. So long as it is yours to bear.