He was probably on PCP. Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn’t feel it for hours.

Those pictures remind me of being in middle-school sex ed, and they show you weird pictures of anatomy that are excessively detailed, and you’re kind of aroused, but also confused and a bit frightened.

To be a true Corvette enthusiast, you need to figure out how many of those 3 speed cars were convertibles, in that color combination, with a removable hard top. Then, sit next to the car in a lawn chair wearing a woodie themed Hawaiian shirt and a pair of jorts and quote that smaller number endlessly to whoever passes…

There are good people in both cars.

The damage looks supraficial.

The Escala is used in ads to help drive traffic to the dealer. It’s called the Cadillac Escala aid.

Joe Bob: I will help you bear this burden, Cletus. So long as it is yours to bear.

I’ve been saying it for years. We need to call them drive arounds. This is what happens when you send mixed messages.

The driver in the car..... “WHAT THE FUCK YOU FILMING IN PORTRAIT FOR”

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

Where else is a headliner supposed to go?

Bondo, James Bondo.

He’ll be sleeping with the Fishbeds tonight.

Shamelessly stolen from the Reddit thread about this:

If thine eyes can gaze upon this printed sonnet hereth upon the rear of mine garb, the shrew hath departed, descending away unto the road behind...