Old people are now saying woke, you really need to stop saying it and lean on another verbal crutch before this gets embarrassing.

Hey, what does the Geithner family think of your reporting?

I mean, the human side of you should always hate him for being a likely domestic abuser who at the very least fires guns with reckless abandon.

Mets’ Twitter? Oh god, it’s painful when the video guy tried to write.

I love that. God the editing on this site is atrocious. Guess they didn’t make the trip to Univision.

Guess I lost my bet Deadspin could write about a baseball beef without using the phrase “red ass.”

I mean...why would they? Could YOU?

Most journalists are smart enough to know they should use toward instead of towards.

Deadspin became a retweet compendium so slowly I barely noticed.

They don’t give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry, do they?

Deadspin Writer Fails To Write Succinct Headlines Due To Misunderstanding of Basic Journalistic Rules

Well either the cyclist was oblivious and didn’t see the van or was suicidal and drove into it. Which was it?

Serious question, is elite gymnast more quantifiable than an elite QB?

From the headline to the stats to the quotes, this is like a straight rehash of the ESPN version of this story I read yesterday.

Wait, why? Two consenting adults doing a transaction that is legal, with the buyer clearly aware of what they’re spending and receiving. They obviously have the money to spend, and if not, that’s on them. Why should anyone feel bad?

In the stretch? Don’t you mean down the stretch?

Looks like a draft got posted.

But when is the premiere of Brockmire??

Except that’s Mark Proksch and a quick googling didn’t note how they’re related...He’s not in these videos.

And you don’t think Kotaku’s hyperbolic, clickbaity headlines (see this one for evidence!) help contribute to this atmosphere? You’re so naive (or just unwilling to accept responsibility).