“By sixth grade, Donald’s power as a right-handed hitter was enough that fielders shifted to left field when he batted. ‘If he had hit the ball to right, he could’ve had a home run because no one was there,’ said Nicholas Kass, a schoolmate. ‘But he always wanted to hit the ball through people. He wanted to overpower…

This trade somehow seems bad for both teams. A true rarity.

This is so fucking old and overdone.

*Takes large bite of own poop*

Right, I actually did cover that under “iconic performances” in my post. This is actually exactly the response I was referring to. Of course MJ was great in the postseason, but Lebron has been great too! You are getting hung up on all these awesome memories of MJ, but overall their stats in the postseason are pretty…

Lebron is a better player than MJ, but MJ will always remain the GOAT (at least to this generation) because of all the warm, fuzzy feelings, iconic performances, and iconic shoe brand he brings to our minds.

Australian Rules Football. He could play the “Big Fucka” position like that other white, American basketball player did who is now a star there. Those guys have to go high up into the air to get the ball, Lebron would just need to learn how to accurately kick the ball and how to not be a giant, flopping, wizard…

Okay so....a few weeks ago (actually less) most sports pundits said the GS Warriors are the greatest team of all time. Better than MJ’s storied Bulls, and the record even backed it up. If you were arguing that the Bulls were still better than the Warriors, you were going against the grain and/or playing devil’s…

Did you seriously try to attach other stories to a story about Michael Jackson watching animal torture? As if they would get any attention? As if it gets any weirder than thinking I am still on the MJ story and reading, “Please be advised that the very sexual Zayn Malik has absolutely and without question engaged in…

DON’T RUN FROM YOUR HOT TAKE!

So it Lebron’s fault that Miami irrationally drafted a mediocre player to appease him? Gimme a break.

You are correct, Japanese baseball is as competitive as it has ever been. However, it was not near the level it is today when Ichiro was playing over there. In fact, it was quite poor at the time. I love Ichiro, and I hate having to type this, but Pete Rose is correct. *shutters*

However, knowing Ichiro, these quotes…

This theory is certified hot garbage. I haven’t been so angry with myself for wasting 10 mins on Deadspin since I last read a Billy Haisley piece.

Florida’s is a basketball coach...? Who? Leonard Hamilton?

Another thing I noticed - Salvador Perez gives a real shit effort trying to stop Machado from getting to Ventura. i think either A.) There is serious bad blood between these guys behind the scenes and he knew to let them get at least a few swings on each other or B.) He thinks Ventura is a prick and deserves to face…

Good God...Ventura is going to continue to have these incidents with people as long as he continues his terribly prickish combination of throwing at people on purpose and heaving the ball 100 mph. Throwing at people is one thing.....but doing it with triple digits makes you a real motherfucker.

Other countries have their own separate baseball culture and traditions for the most part. In asian baseball culture, for example, bat flipping is absolutely commonplace, which American baseball traditionalists obviously despise. On the other hand, the hard slide controversy currently being debated in MLB is not an…

That gator is not fake. That golf course is in Palmetto. Gators that big are common around here.

How the fuck dare this guy go after Katie Nolan like this? She is perfect in every way.

He also still gets far too pass happy and prefers fancy flicks over SHOOT THE GOD DAMN PUCK JONATHAN.