A guy I know on Facebook was all up in arms about this situation, saying it happened because our President is weak, and if we have a strong President, the Iranians never would have tried anything. Standard hot take stuff, whatever. I thought the real gem was someone he knows:

When someone doesn’t agree with you reflexively calling them an idiot or other names reflects poorly on you.

Does everyone read Bernie’s quotes to themselves with a Larry David as Bernie Sanders’ voice?

It beats the SHIT out of the Bachelor.

So, supporting a d-bag like Trump will get you in the proverbial doghouse permanently, but taking blood money from one of the worst dictators in Africa is merely a fuckup? I remember a time when artists were called out and hounded by liberal media, for performing in South Africa during the Apartheid years. In the age…

“This salad is dressed,” and “I own my own company.” Since he wasn’t a United States citizen, he couldn’t vote, but had nonetheless found his way to Republican events via an older man who, we learned from Vickie, had been kicked out of every Republican club in the city for groping women. “Don’t you say his name in…

Probably getting the same boner everyone on Gawker got when they thought it was crazy white christians.

Call me crazy, but I don’t know the address of the place where a father of a close friend, who I know personally, puts his sleazy spank bank material out there for the world to see.

In case you thought that everyone knows how to Chipotle, have a picture of President Obama not knowing how Chipotle works.

Sweetheart, you so, so, so obviously regret your children. The regret is so palpable, it’s seeping from your pores. I can practically smell it. If you did not regret your spawn with every ounce of your breeding being, your response, in its current form, would so totally not exist.

I’m guessing many of them also have jobs that are high-ranked enough where they’re expected to be checking email at 11 pm and working weekends, without ever reaching the truly exalted levels that let you just say “fuck it” and go to the spa for the afternoon. I’ve seen that in action for years now. They THINK that if…

Middle class wages haven't increased in decades. Seems to me that's an enormous part of the equation.

Everyone’s different. We *look* like we’re “having it all” from the outside, with our suburban house and nice cars and high paychecks, but the facts are these: my husband and I were idiots who focused a lot of energy keeping up with the Joneses in a very high cost of living area (DC suburbs). Then we had two babies…

I believe I can speak for all of us when I say, “Fuck Church Groups”

I wholeheartedly agree. She says “she never shared classified information over her private server” but she could literally say anything. We have no idea what kind of work was done to that private server. This is why it’s encouraged when it isn’t required for government officials to conduct government business over…

You mean too times?

Gil’s writing is the only crime I can see. I had to re-read most sentences two times to understand what he was saying.