This works on so many levels. 

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

Seconded.

What context is there for encouraging a person you purport to love for weeks on end to kill themselves that makes that behavior the least bit tolerable? 

I’m in the “Oh, this will be one of those movies that Netflix ends up with shortly after its cinema take / home disk release bombs like bomby McBombface” camp.

I’m in the “Oh...this is coming out?” camp.

Am I the weirdo here for not being excited or even tepidly interested in this Joker movie? Like, I keep forgetting it’s happening, and then I see something about it and it’s just an “Oh, they’re still doing that” reaction. 

You can’t hate on their gay backyard neighbors who walk around naked without the blinds drawn.

I will continue to hope...

Well, this is disappointing. I used to love reading MAD when I was a kid. And I think that’s the problem — “when I was a kid” was in the early 2000s and these days, print media is kind of, well, not in a good position. I still remember when The Weekly World News stopped their physical issues and went completely online…

Do you hate me that much to suggest such a thing

Aww man, how will I see the racist shit my mom posts today then?

And would’t that be grand!

A grown man attacks a 13 year old boy and cops are like “Well I don’t see a crime here.”

But can he beat-box?

Ah yes, tactical black

I thought we agreed total body prosthesis!

I dunno, I always like to think that Murphy managed to get back in touch with his wife, however awkward their domestic arrangements might have been.

As a life-long racer, I can say this has nothing to do with a dream. This is the nightmare we face every single time we roll to the start line.

That sentence could be interpreted in a number of ways.