Hey girl, I’m the kind of guy who likes to swing, I can SENSE just by looking at you that you like to swing to, but don’t worry I’m not into one night stands though, I like to stick around if you know what I mean...

I assume just like any spider, he injects the food with an acidic fluid that dissolves it into a viscus slurry that he then sucks up through a pair of straw-like appendages.

Nah, Gene Simmons reprogrammed them to kill.   

Soooo, did they put munitions chips in toys?

It makes no sense to get upset over imagery in a work of fiction until you know in what context the imagery is being used. Also, a depiction of a fictionalized world is likely to contain portrayals of real bigotry, especially one set in this universe, so it’s not appropriate to assume that just because bigotry is…

For someone who made their career in comedy, it’s amazing how direct he is and how quickly he can drop the shtick. That old clip of him on Crossfire with Tucker Carlson is amazing. They kept trying to be like “come on funny man, make some jokes,” and all he had for them was “you are a problem, when will you own up to…

I love this man. I miss this man, his voice, his eloquence, his succinctness, his intelligence of how to talk about and frame issues.

Ahem. A rockerboy rockstar revolutionary named Johnny Silverhand.

Keanu’s character in Cyberpunk 2077 is a (literal) rockstar revolutionary named Johnny Silverhand, just for the record!

Excellent.

You are a sick and wrong bastard. (Psst, here’s a star) You really suck. I hope PETA flings Miggs spunk at you...so wrong.

I mean, sure, Commander Keen is a vital, important part of gaming history. Why not turn it into a hot steaming pile of predatory garbage marketed to kids?

Never have I been so crushingly disappointed after getting unknown hopes raised so high. Goddamn it Zenimax. What is this abomination?

The point of Commander Keen wasn’t to stack up against Super Mario 3. It was instead to be a viable platformer on PC at a time when there basically weren’t any.

calarts-ified, its not pretty, kid was 2 days away from retirement..

Good job Bethesda.

This is Tom Hall, creator of Commander Keen.

After the insulting mess that was Elder Scrolls Blades, this sort of thing seems inevitable.

but...how?