1st Gear: “We will now make our vehicles larger but shittier because Americans will pay more for a large car despite it being shittier. Tiguan XL with no soft touch plastics here we come!”

No. After driving for 4 hours or so, I need a piss and something to eat.

Or they could just revise existing gas stations, don’t have to build from scratch on fresh land.

I shudder to think what that engine’s going to look like inside after a school year of one mile trips!

Are you and your company deeply tied to the leader of a regime who is invading a foreign country? Is your company the result of massive graft and you were able to purchase a state owned company for pennies on the dollar? Is your wealth tied to corruption and being best buds with a maniac with delusions of recreating…

Too late, you already recommended a broken Volkswagen to someone who thinks they need a car to commute a whole mile.

The Fit is better in every way though. The HRV feels so small inside compared to a Fit.

The ‘citizen’s arrest’ defense was reverse-engineered, so to speak, after they learned they weren’t going to get away w/ executing a man for being guilty of Blackness & presumed guilty for theft. Their intent wasn’t to arrest Mr Arbery, it was to wound or kill him b/c of his race due to their being bigots who don’t…

It’s very easy to laugh at this, but don’t forget it was a citizen’s arrest gone wrong that got Ahmaud Arbery killed. Some of the Jan. 6 rioters intended to make citizens arrests of Mike Pence, Nancy Pelosi, and various other congresspeople, and if they’d succeeded in doing it, there’s no tell what could have happened.

The one safeguard to prevent service from that coffeemaker was to flag it with a flipped over coffee cup placed on top, which doesn’t seem like much.

1st: I know that most readers around here shit on the idea of a lease, but it makes sense in this scenario. Whatever that end-of-term value that was written in 35 months or so ago would seem like a really nice price right about now. This leaves 2 good options of either buying it out and flipping it, or strong arming…

“(You also won’t find nearly as many gas stations providing complimentary windshield squeegees.)“

They just give them back with a fine once the dust settles. The super rich play by different rules, and the people enforcing those rules are also super rich, so they treat each other with kid gloves.

Room for at least a few dozen Ukrainian refugees on board, surely?

Artificial reef is a good option

You know what they call a man who says they are on this birth control? A liar. You know what they’ll call girls who’ll believe it? Mothers. Male birth control is pointless, you could never trust a man to say to be on it. 

I really hate to put on my tinfoil hat too often, but what was Cruz doing there? Isn’t Montana becoming (or is already) a hotbed for white supremacy? I know Richard Spencer is living there in disgrace, and I feel like I saw a story during the Tr*mp years about an increase in white supremacy activity there... or maybe…

I am glad this person figured out a way to fund the purchase of a replacement vehicle but hopefully he is also pursuing legal and insurance claims against the driver and whoever else was involved with this crash.

Wow, that was pretty wrong.

To use technical definitions: Fuck Them.