That assumes the dealership ever had the $10K. My spidey-sense is that bankrupt fraudster owed at least that much on it, and used the money for anything but paying it off.

If they are unwilling to do that they could potentially give him a car worth $10,000 and it would also be satisfactory. Perhaps a certain 2016 Mazda CX-5.

Sir, you are clearly still imposter Torch, as the real person has children of appropriate age and would know that Chuck E. Cheese makes frequent appearances in the restaurant.

The biggest problem was that he was charged with too many things, & they were too extreme. All of the “extreme indifference” charges should’ve been dropped, downgraded, dismissed, or acquitted.

Good. Ethan Couch got probation for killing four people while under the influence, because the jury was convinced he was simply too wealthy to understand consequences.

Having the comedy be adjacent to the auto industry with casual nods to things makes more sense; the amount of paper discussion in “The Office” was pretty low and low stakes.

. . . the dispatcher working for Amazon, following Amazon’s policies, relaying commands to an Amazon driver. Yeah, fucking Amazon is a guilty party here.

“ The sirens are just a warning.”

Mazda has a new color! It’s... another white? That’s not a color, and it’s not new.

Dammit Mazda... why do you have to reserve the only truly interesting color you’ve come up with in years for the 30th anniversary edition?

4runner and taco are also super small front seating. The floor is so high.

Subscription eco mode. Without it, your car chugs gas and costs you more money. But if you pay us, we’ll save you money and your car will cost you less money overall.

I mean it’s not hard to cut away at the moments that would earn them a higher rating without completely removing impact. So cut away or silhouette during the injection scene, since that’s likely to be flagged by S&P, then you can have a montage of ‘suffering in bed’ that doesn’t show any gore but still gets the point…

But that wouldn’t make it impossible for him to pen a story about 57 year old technology at some future point. It's not like this was too hot a scoop to delay. 

Bureaucracy not evil.

Hmm, that’s an interesting and irritable justification for conspicuous consumption. The wealth trickles down...

1st gear: Gotta say, I respect the dealer for being up front about dropping adjustments for local sales.

I looked on the local Chevrolet dealer site the other day. They have one Trailblazer in stock. ONE. So yeah, to say there is a supply problem is an understatement. What a perfect storm: People who’ve been cooped up forever, saved up tons of cash and wanna buy shit... except there is nothing to be had.

Random Seattle city councillor wants to nationalize some major corporations? AlL DeMoCrAtS - bUt EsPeCiAlLy BiDeN - aRe SoCiAlIsTs!!!!

It’s a strong indication of how much contempt Republicans have for the American voting public that they continue to claim that moderate Democrats are “socialists”. No one who has any understanding of actual socialism could make that claim with a straight face.

I’d really like him to pinpoint which specific policy or set of policies and why it is causing gas prices to increase.