1973 Ford Country Squire station wagon.

Has 300 hp already. But it’s never going have a manual.

Ahhhhh, goddamnit. Well I was on board until this...
Fuckin’ hell would it kill people to make actual gauges and controls instead of this shit that actually kills people? The number of pedestrian accidents is on the rise because of stupid “centric” designs based around a touch screen like this that take your eyes off…

No one will ever convince me that Homer’s car is not based on the Mohs Ostentatienne Opera:

Just out of curiosity, how full are the fuel tanks for $10,500? Because assuming this thing has the ability to get anyplace it is capable of going, the fuel might be worth more than the bus.

The 1947 Studebakers were indeed all new; GM, Ford and Chrysler were still producing models designed before the war and would do so until 1949.

I noticed a bit of dancing around it here, referring to her only as “Izzard.”

I’ve been a huge fan of Eddie since I was like 12 years old and was first introduced to the “Church of England, Cake or Death” bit. Kind of nice that Eddie is a gender neutral name (as all names should be, honestly). I noticed a bit of dancing around it here, referring to her only as “Izzard.”  Has there been a given…

By far the worst character at SNL is now Lorne Michaels. When the hell is he gonna retire and let this show update its sensibilities to the current moment. It’s as if Chevy Chase has final script approval and the ghost of Gilda shudders in her grave. Give the show to Second City or the Underlings or the Wayans or the…

Che’s jokes for Colin are almost always better in the joke trade bit but Che having to go “rest in power, king” about Jeffrey Epstein made me lose it. 

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Interesting strategy. The most important thing to remember is that a child doesn’t like to be out of control with their emotions, and if you respond with a less-than calm voice, it may make things worse. If they are melting down, calming them is the first thing. If in doubt, check the obvious culprits: hungry,…

SPACEBALLS!!

It would take a while to swap out 480,000 buses. The best part is you swap out the buses that aren’t the exception to the rule first.

I agree. It is like the Natural Gas push. These run, then go back to the depot for a while. Perfect use.

If your argument is that Jalopnik hasn’t changed their approach in nine years, then you have a very poor argument.

I propose he spins it another way. Put it as part of the Defense Budget. Make it part of the national defense strategy that we will not rely on counties that vow to destroy us to power our military by 2024. This would make the Rs vote for it, otherwise he can campaign on Rs wanting to keep our troops dependent on OPEC…

1st Gear: Depending on how ruthless Biden wants to be, he could probably fracture the Republican Party by leaning on onshore wind and utility scale solar, both of which will be needed to help power EVs. Those are major industries in red states, and if McConnell tries to block supporting them, that might finally be…

Or adequate heating of any kind.