Hey, the dildo costs extra. 

I’m not sure I agree on the 1987 3-series, mainly because I never noticed the facelift (I barely noticed the difference between the E21 and E30 at the time, being firmly in the camp of “those look way too boring and dated for how much they cost” at the time). They all came with four round headlights, as outdated as…

I’m still not sure Toe Rogan is even fully human.

I’ll have to admit that the pope isn’t the first person I think of when I see a white Ford Bronco.

Even with good names, too many boring non-colors and you’d be wondering what the difference is between  Settle for Silver and German Leasing Silver. 

I’d never heard of the Lister Storm in the first place. The Geo Storm fits in this crowd better, anyway;

Could be worse, Billy Batson/Shazam/The Superhero Originally Known as Captain Marvel manages to fit superheroing on top of radio broadcasting and being a high-school student. And he doesn’t have a driver’s license yet. 

See also; the GM SUVs whose alloys are to be dealer-installed and are shipped on steelies. Special, un-slotted steelies that can’t be used for normal driving lest the brakes overheat.

“Jason Torchinsky had the pleasure of driving Elon Musk in a dream to the Greyhound station in an Iron Duke-swapped Wartburg 353...”

It’s not even state government, it looks as though the county is responsible for the toll lanes and contracts them out (at great expense) to a private operator after having bought them out of full privatization which there wouldn’t have been demand for unless they were screwing up.

And here I thought it was a big deal that AMC narrowed the Rambler American by a full 3" in a reskin over an unchanged base unibody and front/rear tracks.

I’m thinking that the picture was washed out and someone had to paint the door shutlines back in, and used too thick a brush. 

Freedom will follow commerce, because capitalism and democracy are hand-in-hand. Just like it worked in China.  (/s just in case)

They’re selling *orders* which means people who don’t need-need a new car right away are buying Mavericks, which means that people *want* them.

It’s also a more accommodating four-seater than the Mustang and Camaro. It really is the last two-door sedan. 

Likewise, if you’re doing jungle juice right nothing will survive in it.

Of course you wouldn’t have traded YOUR Grand Cherokee in. I can remember driving around behind the dealerships in the months C4C was running and the trade-ins under it were pretty dire to say the least. Jeeps tended to be beaten and rusty, Chevy Astros *REALLY* rusty, and Ford Explorers so sagging-tailed you’d think…

Yeah, yeah, yeah, they move up and down. But what do they DO!?!?!??

They need to have a Bill Hader cameo on Weekend Update.