If anything the Neon was *under*rated, owing its’ low survival rate to the fact that the volume SOHC model *would* blow its’ head just out of warranty (Chrysler had a “secret warranty” extension but still...) trashing the line’s image and resale value leading to owners driving them into the ground. 

Conservative crypto, I’m *absolutely sure* that’s in no way a scam. And I mean that with all possible sarcasm.

Serious answer; Gift card and, if it’s to be presented immediately, the fanciest cup of coffee you can put together from their coffee bar.

Yeah, way to half-commit. If they really want to go retro there should be a square-headed key to start the ignition, only, and a round-headed one to unlock the doors and tailgate.

Surely the traditional feast for Sign Then Drive is currywurst?

And Superstore was able to get retail right because no consultants were needed, it’s entirely possible to fill a Hollywood writers’ room with comedy writers who worked day jobs in retail right up until you hired them for your sitcom just now.

Surely the power supply comes through a very heavy-duty disconnect switch and the very first thing a tech does is put a padlock through the slots provided to hold it in the OFF position?

To be fair, I can easily see that hallway leading to that bedroom. Although my mom would’ve painted the wood paneling white just because she did not like dark interior spaces. 

First time I ever made one. They’re more evil than me, going from a full year of free Premium Response to just a month!

Variable throttle response.

Fun fact; the Honda Domani was sold in Canada as the Acura EL.

The Golf hurts the most, it is THE Volkswagen, spiritual and line successor to the original Beetle and perennially Germany’s favorite car (protip; never buy a German-brand car that Germans don’t buy themselves). But it’s understandable since the price difference between it and the Jetta is something like three grand,…

I had that level of throttle lag on a 2008 Toyota Yaris. It was manual and a good thing the transmission responded well to brute-forced downshifts (and didn’t break because Toyota) since the throttle was unblippable. I’ve had to relearn how to drive stick since going to a much newer Honda.

Of COURSE Torch wants to ride in a Soyuz, it’s the spacefaring eqiuvalent of a VAZ-2106.

It wasn’t the case then either through the rest of the Chevy line, or most of the industry. Corvettes were an exception for whatever reason.

The whole point was 12 days of *celebration*. What you’re talking about is two long months of *exhortation towards preparation* with a message to CONSUME.

Vaccination!

And if you do want to start a car service it’s hard to see a 20-year-old supercharged Benz as being a reliable enough platform to build your business on. 

“The food-dash places are looking to be the single-source provider so that users aren’t having to sign up with lots of different places.”

This is different, though. This is getting into a quasi-legal fake taxi that’s really just some rando’s Chevy Cruze. Anything else is just phony techbro gloss on that reality.