I’ve been wanting to skip over to next week’s episode where they’ll inevitably roast the hell out of him in the cold open and Weekend Update, and maybe a sketch where Pete Davidson plays a Tesla-driving techbro who activates Full Self-Driving from the passenger seat and Toonces pops out of the glove compartment to…

They know it’s outdated technology but will want to study it to confirm that.

Can we just skip over this week’s SNL to the next one where they roast the hell out of him in the cold open and Weekend Update?

I like “Elongelical” better than “Muskovite” better because in the latter case there was a car whose name meant literally that;

Slideshow Land in Spanfeller, New Jersey. Home of the world’s first exit-through-the-gift-shop to actually be bigger than the attraction itself!

1st/lead pic; I still can’t get over how much the DBX looks like an Escape. Is it the same size or is Prince Charles just Torch-sized but with “tall” proportions?

I’d be surprised if developers don’t adopt deletion of gas hookups as a voluntary standard. From their point of view it’s less cost and less hassle, one less third-party and usually statutory-monopoly to deal with on a project.

JD Green is iconic but Ford tractors should be blue. (At least ones made after the ‘40s).

“...and cars coming off lease programs...”

I suppose it’ll be parked around neighborhoods like Zipcars and the like and used for point-to-point work within the city. If you want to go farther maybe you could drive it to a Free2Move office/lot and swap it for a Compass?

Headline; I read this as “Taylor Swift’s International Expansion...” Time for that second cup of coffee.

“...or seditious coupe attempts...”

I still think BoJo should prepare to sell the monarchy to Disney to pay for Brexit.

1st; Asking the Feds for money with one hand and shuffling jobs across the border with the other is a bad look. Not quite as bad as flying private jets to DC to beg for a bailout in ‘08 was, but lessons haven’t been learned from that that should’ve been.

One of the twins is about to be lost to expired gooseberry and cinnamon yogurt.

Reverse; in the ‘90s once Olds got over the Brougham look it seemed like they would have the “pure”, cleanest looking version of common B-O-P designs. Buick was still allowed the Broughamance and would clutter it up with too much chrome and fussy details along with 90% getting white stripe tires and those…

Favorite color; damp. Or is that only Scotland?

I work in a grocery store (and drive a Fit) and I haven’t thought of doing that. We don’t have any “employees may only park here” spaces but tend to cluster anyway since if your car is going to be in a supermarket parking lot 40 hours a week you want the cars on either side of you to be there for a while too.

Where is that, Wolfsburg?

Makes you wonder why they don’t go back to putting just the GM corporate logo on the keys. Oops, forgot. The gm corporate logo.