I always think of the BBC’s “Outnumbered” when I think of the Zafira A.

Dig around it and refit it as a riverboat casino. 

Dump truck drivers tend not to stand out in traffic to me, but cement-mixer drivers  - THEY go balls-to-the-wall flat out! Understandably so, because they *do not* want to let the load set up.

So, Mondeo Man, son of Sierra Man, grandson of Cortina Man, great-grandson of Prefect Man, now becomes Kuga Man? ‘Bout time he made his Escape.

Meghan “Do You Know Who My Father Is?” McCain arguing for meritocracy was just about the most wildly un-self-aware thing I heard all  week. To paraphrase the meme, “ma’am, if your dad hadn’t been *THE JOHN MCCAIN* you’d be working at a Wendy’s”.

A pencil eraser would probably work as well as the corpse finger, wad of ham or other meat-based solution. Or at least acceptably well for cars frequently left in airport long-term parking or other infrequent-use scenarios where the original idea would lead to an unacceptable smell situation upon return to the car.

And if they could only federalize one hatchback body style it should’ve been a 5-door. 

You’re interested in marker lighting!?! Whoda thunk!

$13,500 for a ‘13 Caravan sounds like low floor/ramp wheelchair van territory, not a camper top transferred from another van and some shelving. 

- Packard and Toyota (on the US market) overlapped for one model year, 1958.

The one on the 2008 Toyota Yaris didn’t have a circuit to keep it lit once tripped and would flicker on sharp turns with half a tank. It’s also the same color and just next to the low-oil indicator, and given the center-pod dashboard both are at the edge of the driver’s field of vision.  

Was the scene with the kid filming Superman and asking questions in the beginning left in the Snyder Cut? Because the fan theory is that that’s a pre-puberty (and by the way he moves the camera, pre-crippling-injury) Freddy Freeman, which might point things to Philly.

I’d say, base it on car size. C-segment or smaller, back in, nose in, whatevs. D-segment or larger including ALL current USDM pickup trucks and vehicles commonly used by law enforcement, nose in, no exceptions. Bigger than a Civic, face the curb.

I was going to ask if the grille scares Otto, but he’s practically an adolescent now so I guess if anyone in the Torch household was shying away it’d be the cat.

Some of these car/song choices are kind of off. Most, anyway. How about;

1st; I can see this as an issue for commercial fleet buyers whose operating-cost numbers are figured to the penny but not so much for the typical retail pickup customer.

I’d also put in  a rear firewall if someone already hasn’t. Ford had the Better Idea of using the top of the gas tank as the trunk floor which makes such a severe fire hazard that 60 Minutes did a story about it *in the ‘90s*.

Had it even occurred to Osbourne that Morgan was maybe looking for a reason to stage a walkout and get himself fired in a way that he’d be able to go work for Rupert Murdoch without breaking his ITV contract or having to wait out a non-compete, with a splash of “Victim Of Cancel Culture” headlines on the way out?…

I like everything about this car except the “Nomad” stuff. Too much of being a square peg stuffed into a round hole. 

As a member of the Honda Fit community, if I had weekend-toy-classic-car money I’d also be a member of the Corvair community.