Kid’s face looks like it was subjected to some pre-Photoshop post-processing, leaving it looking about as misproportioned as any two-door fuselage C body.

Jesus drove a Honda but wasn’t a Honda fanboy. “He spoke not of His Accord...”

And it’s not like they’re not selling even with the incentives, lately it seems like the Bolt has taken over from the Leaf as the most-frequently-seen EV. 

You’re right it’s made for Asia, since they still buy sedans there. Mercedes makes the AMG G-wagen for Crazy Rich Americans. 

The VIN is perfect for Stefon; the car, not so much.

The real question is who the *hell* thought it was a good idea to get Timothee Chalamet to do an ad for General Motors and NOT play on the fact that his name is so easy to misread as “Timothee Chevrolet”?!?

I would cut DS anyway, it occupies the same Euro market segments as Alfa Romeo and would overlap a potential revitalized Lancia even more. Plus something French has to go for internal corporate-politics reasons and DS has the least history as a brand of anything.

I just wonder why we hear so much of that number but somehow even the so-called “liberal media” barely seems to mention the 81,283,098 people who voted for Joe Biden.

In the discussion of his episode in /r/LiveFromNewYork  things were pretty negative,  a lot of references to Bo Burnham’s Pandering song.

The  big advantage of no center console in a minivan is that you can climb into the van through the sliding door to strap the kids in and then squeeze through to the front Millennium Falcon-style, a big advantage in the  rain.

Never mind a full-size spare *tire*, your “spare” is a whole Opel Kadett. 

What they did was exactly not swinging the engine 180. The transmission is forward of the engine in both the original rear placement that puts the engine in the rear overhang and the FWD adaptation that puts the engine within the wheelbase.

Probably the best feature of Renault’s rear-engine setup was the ease with which the whole powertrain could be moved to the other end of the car with no further modifications except regearing so you don’t have 1 speed forward and 4 reverse. Bonus, the swing axles were done away with because the drive wheels needed to…

Those tubes would have to be completely buried in ‘Murica or someone would cut them for Ss&Gs and I don’t see how they can be replaced short of total repaving. 

Especially when the wagon had a hint of the basket handle to it.

Do you get paid extra for this to run on both Jalopnik and The Takeout?

Given that op’s here to tell the tale I wouldn’t call it sad.

1. “Space Jam: A New Legacy”

“Small yet optimized”; as a Honda Fit owner I’d say yeah. And as someone who went out of state to find one with a manual transmission (new) just before the pandemic I’d say the stick which I’m not giving up for anything less than a full EV.

How the HELL does the Plaid model STILL not have plaid seats!?! Come on, if you’re gonna get cutesy, commit to it!