It’s too bad there was never a Ro80 wagon that you could jack up and crossoverize.

This. Any automatic is basically a semi-auto in traffic for me since it’s annoying as hell to have to deal with holding the service brake against transmission creep, and nothing short of a full EV seems to have a “zero creep” setting even on a CVT where it’s technically feasible or a DCT where it’s not only technically…

Seriously, not a 1974 Ford all-of-them? Especially this Mercury Comet;

I mean, you can still find Chevrolet Crevettes out there, but I suppose to be authentic to Python’s recipe you’d have to use a Vauxhall Crevette.

There was just too much culture shock, there was that incident in the diner in Downtown Kenosha where one of them ordered spam, spam, spam,spam, spam, spam, egg, spam, spam, and spam, and they got nine whole slices of spam, two cans’ worth, all fried the same way. 

I’d be less worried about Nekkid Nicole and more worried about the militia types deciding that they can get together, rent a Dodge Caravan on the $29.95-a-day Desperation Special from Hertz and act as a “force multiplier” to Trump’s unidentified government goon squads.

So we know in July what the October Surprise will be. Kawasaki Disease.

Does it matter if my car is *in* the Upside-Down?

Emo Phillips.

Sadly, they didn’t all make it into the car in time. The next year, in their memory, Opel finally came out with a four-door Rekord wagon.

“When I was ten years old my parents moved to Downers Grove, Illinois. When I was 12, I found them.”

Side effects of Stellantis include worn body dies, overreliance on Jeep, Chryslers that are probably gonna look a lot like Buicks for a while because Opel, and K.T. Keller Syndrome. 

Dammit. At least I scored my 2020 Fit a few months ago. I only wish I’d jumped during MY2019 so I could get a manual EX with the nice factory sunroof, or at least an LX manual in color. 

I think I want it to be full retro with a white grille,bumpers and steelies as well as roof.

“I wanna let him hit it with that stick!”

Here I was wondering why Otto was wearing a beanie in midsummer in the top pic, and then I realized what his genetic inheritance is. Poor kid.

I’m in Burlington but I suppose the overlap is as far south as the Albany area itself and probably as far west as Malone/Massena if not Watertown. I lose both NY stations’ signals between Richmond and Waterbury, VT though.

On another note (but related since Panhard is among them), just how many current and former auto brands does/will Stellantis control? This looks like a job for a Torchinsky infographic.

Is that in the Maxwell Q. Klinger Section 8 Cookbook?

I think the top roll is padded.