new one doesnt have pop up headlights... therefore its worse...

That’s not paving, that was either something akin to a slurry seal or microseal. Since they didn’t mill the previous asphalt layer. You can still see the paint lines on the road as they were working over it. Anything too thick would have had messed up the grade and utilities.

Dolph Whalegren

Half of the evolve things don’t even work. Pass.

Um, is the upper limit on that thing serious? You have to swipe up to basically the top of the screen to reach Zubats after they break out of a ball the first time.

Are you asking if I would crap my pants if I was her? No because she does public speaking for a living.

Are you asking if I would Nazi salute like her? No, because I know how to wave without looking like I’m mentally thinking Heil Hitler

This is the justice department, not Burger King. I don’t see the point of tax dollars going to some shitty intern to type tweets for a government agency.

I'm glad my Grand Tour subcription comes with free Amazon prime...

The game experience itself is terrible. But since a lot of Pokemon Go lives outside of the actual app itself (the people you meet, the places you go), the experience itself can still be enjoyable. Obviously there are REASONS why the launch has happened the way it has, but if I am going to be honest in my reporting…

If a feature no one knows how to use breaks, is it really broken?

The station was so crowded, I missed my train. I hate it when the subway gets hacked.

This is a great idea. I was thinking maybe a, “___ days since the last idiot hit this bridge.” sign.

Are you asking what more I want in general? Because boobs, I want boobs. Please and thank you.

Even if the kid ran out of nowhere right into the robot, if it then proceeded to run over the child lying on the ground, its safety systems are insufficient and need to be corrected.

Harwin. That robot knew what it was doing.

Russia was part of the Allies and fought in both wars, just under two different names.

For those of us who already live in California and won’t need airfare, is there any way to just get normal tickets to be in the audience?

uh how is sarcastically saying he hates flamingos (which obviously means he doesn’t hate flamingos) and telling people to stop eating the eggs somehow “belittle” the flamingo. what? if anything, he’s mocking the people that used to eat their eggs (which probably deserves its own criticism), not the flamingos.

Here you go. There is about a 1/3 chance Tesla is using Chilean lithium.

“I want to see what you’re eating for lunch”