I hate it.. I think they should be shot.

I read this and thought, Wow! an actual informational article on Jalopnik! I feel like its been months. Thank you Torchinsky, you’re my favorite author on here for a reason

if anything the hollow handle hurts it!

he means it cant be full tang

A hollow handle is actually bad design, it will throw off the balance, and a light dagger will have less force behind it and be more easily stopped when trying to kill something. I hope I answered your question.

To kill things? I’m confused, is this a trick question?

you bought a 2016 car in 1986?

they still could have made it fit properly

Obviously you didn’t talk to any pedestrians when researching this story. Or maybe you did? you cant talk if youre dead...

it hurts because its true

you tried?

can you buy these anywhere?

I wish he would kill me with his tires, not his voice! #murderer

a viper isnt a corvette, they sell 10 times more corvettes (or more) theyre also faster, more brutal, and less forgiving. Everyone I know who has a viper (4 people, mind you...) drive them around. NOT as a daily driver, because you really cant. But they take them out on weekends

not light enough, Although prefer pacifico or tacete with a lime to budlight lime

Ballaban, the more I read, the more I think you’re the reason Jalopnik has fallen so far downhill.

hahahahaha good thinking, im sure the insurance companies will buy that one

yessir, your right, I do

I think it would depend how much I owed on it, If it was close to being paid off and I ended up with a big chunk of money I would probably just sell it back. If It wasnt close to being paid off (and it still had warranty left), I would probably get it fixed and put the money towards getting it paid off. the question…

your math is very wrong.... might account for your confusion