Only right-wingers could label helping struggling Americans with their health, immoral.

Actually, I was told there is a troll on Jezebel that only comes out during Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie articles and just rips apart Aniston. You'd swear she was personally invested in her downfall. Apparently he/she has multiple accounts and even self-promotes

Um...no. Dead serious. That's why I asked. In fact, check out the other responses from other Jezzies who have informed me that yes, listeria from unpasteurized dairy can harm a fetus. Give 'em a look-see.

According to my massage therapist friend, there are pressure points on your feet that can trigger labor or contractions so whenever a female client comes to see her, she always asks if they're pregnant (in fact, most of her coworkers do). If they say yes, she refuses to see them.

Nah, I've never seen it on Jez. I get my entertainment news from other sources + Jez but I'd always hear "Why did she adopt a black baby? She's just trying to be trendy. She's just trying to promote her Earth Mother image. Those kids are just accessories." Stuff like that. The thing people don't get is that its…

Because Angie STOLE Brad! And that's all that matters! That and the fact that she DARED to adopt non-white babies. Y'know, I'm pretty sure she could leave all her money to charity after she dies and someone would still come forward and claim its a publicity stunt.

I remember being told that pregnant women should stay away from soft cheeses because of bacteria, but then I thought, wouldn't that affect you if you weren't pregnant? And what about honey? I was told you shouldn't give kids honey because their immune systems can't handle it. So then wouldn't that mean you shouldn't…

Another classic!

Haha! Good to know. Every day I keep hearing new things: don't dye your hair, don't paint your nails, don't eat cheese, don't get foot massages

-Damn, now I wanna watch Talespin. And the song's stuck in my head! Mission accomplished, madam!

But what about painting your nails?

-Belgian waffles sound SO good right now

=( Unfortunately it DOES happen to some women. An acquaintance of mine had to go to the ER because her Mirena was trying to become one with her uterus. I have Paragard and I've always been paranoid, but every time I go to get it looked at (thank you Planned Parenthood) they inform me that 1) "you can't feel the…

Thank you, thank you and why, yes, thank you

I wish I could've found a prettier GIF for you

I will celebrate by puttin' on my future boyfriend whilst sportin' my IUD =)

Because most of them know how quickly they'd lose support if they just came out and said, "we don't want anyone having sex unless its for procreation." How insane does that sound? You want to criminalize recreational sex? Now some of them will come out and say it but then they'll later claim they "misquoted" or deny…

But you whores shouldn't be having sex at all!!! THAT'S the problem! We've gotta wipe out recreational sex and then the world will be perfect! - Sweater Vest and every other pro-lifer ever

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Wouldn't she want that message to be spread throughout Israel?

"The Committee to Protect Dragons" is slippin' on their game. They TOTALLY could've mentioned her inexperience and totally neglected to mention her brother.