What's next? George Washington: Total Recall?

Ohhhhh. No, just a book. Nvm!

Is this also the same guy who did Pride Prejudice and Zombies?

Ohhh, I think there was a big clusterfuck in a Jezzie thread about racism in France over this movie

Fans have told me that the girls aren't supposed to be likeable anyway

=( Why do you have such a creepy name? Elevators already scare me on their own.

YES about the choosy hiring. In my select field, simply having admin experience isn't enough anymore, it has to be WHERE you got it from! I HATE that with a fiery passion! Are your copy machines somehow more high tech than ones that aren't in your industry??

I googled it and I HAVE used it before! I had a gorgeous aquamarine by them and I used to wear their black all the time. I remember them. They don't sell it at any of my local stores, I think maybe that's why I stopped using it. I rarely see it.

You'd think a brand new bottle would make a difference, huh? But negative. I used to be obsessed with Sally Hansen nail polish and I would buy it from my local Walmart or Target and it would come out SO thick and it would bubble. And we're talking minimum $5 nail polish. And it would still chip, sometimes even peel.

Wet 'N Wild? Really? Can you get those at Wet Seal? (Stupid question. Indulge me =D)

I got some peach Ciroc on tap

*pulls out a glass* What'll it be mate?

Hello lovey! What temperature is it in your room? And are you running the fan while you're doing your nails?

PITY PARTY, TABLE OF ONE (or more if you share my woes, I can ask the waiter/waitress to bring more chairs)

Haha yes! My brother liked it and thought Kristen was great (don't know what he was smokin') but thought originally when the prince propositioned to join the queen's bro that THAT was the hunstman. I thought that scene was awesome. But maybe the prince should've been pretending to be the huntsman? I just didn't see…

I think it was a combo of the writers and the actors. They can get the set design and special effects down pat but they screw up with everything else. It was just like Red Riding Hood except RRH actually had a couple funny moments and the action was entertaining. Snow White was DULL. Kristen was dull, Hemsworth was…

Currently? Capt America

Are we kin? My mother STILL does that and I'm 27. It used to be, "You're coming with me." Now its "It would be nice if you could come" or "you really should come" and depending on the strength of her ability to guilt me I'll either go or conveniently have something else to do =D

I'm sorry, but you can't sit there throwing around words like "liberty" and "ethics" when you're trying to dictate what Catholics and NON-Catholics alike can do with their uteri. I had this argument with an old classmate. He kept arguing that this is about religious freedom. The fuck it is! Its about forcing your…

Ahahaha!! Upside: if the sex is really good, you've got a built-in audience cheering you on?