That sound you hear is Hall crying tears of joy and Larsson just crying.

Don’t mind that actually. Black female athletes in artistry sports (gymnastics, ice skating, and to some degree, ballet) are often pigeonholed as “strong” and “powerful”, and are criticized for a perceived lack of grace, lightness, beauty, and artistry. It’s actually a big issue, because in those sports while you need…

“It’s as if everyone in an England shirt decided to have the worst game of their life all at the same time.” The tears were delicious.

My favorites included:

This is hilarious. The match announcers, Ian Darke and Steve McManaman, gave the team a thorough beating in the last 10 minutes, too.

Rashford played 5 minutes and was BY FAR their best player. Oh man that was fun to watch. Fuck off, England.

It’s good to see that the England players have unified a nation that was tearing itself apart 5 hours ago by offering themselves up as a sacrifice. Superb.

Iceland’s victory over England was so improbable it has inspired Messi to come out of international retirement.