Realistically there is no way to prevent his entry. I think what happens is that if and when that guy is spotted by security or causes another trouble then on top of everything he will be charged with trespassing.

Listens to all 152 episodes of Sam Harris, fractures back while attempting autofellatio.

[Somewhere in a luxury condo in Seoul, Chan Ho Park feels a disturbance, weeps.]

Before today, I can’t even think of a star player they’d extended other than Wright. (Piazza never would’ve agreed to be traded without a contract so I don’t count him here.)

Perhaps most remarkable part about this is how unremarkable this feels: women’s feud genuinely has been the most compelling angle that also feels authentically big, so of course it should close the show.

For fuck’s sake. I knew about his dad but not the ensuing PLO chants.

Reminds me that for some years, the Big Ten had 12 teams while the Big 12 had ten teams.

The Daily News was sold for one dollar, and while lots of people can find a buck in pocket change, most of them don’t have additional liquid cash to fund what is probably a money-losing operation.

This is definitely true. Daryl Morey once told Shane Battier to not worry because their internal metrics don’t penalize for last-second heaves, to which Battier responded, “But other teams do.”

Trout could walk into any bar in just about every city in America (except Anaheim and South Jersey/Philly, pretty much) and remain entirely unnoticed, other than maybe a double-take for ‘Fuck’s sake, that dude has a thick neck.’

+1 Rev Share check

I graduated high school in ‘01. Already by then there was ample information available to any random 17-year-old with a Compaq and an AOL trial CD. Whatever claims of fucking “navigation” do these rich kids need is such laughably obvious horseshit.

Interesting. I begin by trimming the root and the stem ends, then peel, bisect, dice. And usually the root-end, even after having been trimmed off, still has just enough structure intact to prevent the onion from falling apart as it is diced.

I mean this sincerely and endearingly: Russ is one of the greatest ever so long as ‘winning the championship’ is not the realistic goal for your team. Sometimes it is about the journey, and cynical efficiency is often just not fun when really, the game is supposed to be entertainment.

I believe the effect here is not necessarily that he will be forever prevented from entrance, which as you said is realistically impossible, but rather next time he is spotted for whatever reason or causes trouble at the arena he would be charged with trespassing.

Mos Def - Ms Fat Booty

One likely reason is that Felix has a lot more miles on his treads than the average 33-year-old, having debuted as a teenager; at 20 he was already throwing close to 200 innings. Also, often pitchers just simply break and it hard to draw parallel trajectories between different guys.

In a happier world, Kurt would have turned 52 a couple of weeks ago. Rest in peace, brother.

Kurt recently would have turned 52. Rest in peace, brother.