It’s not double-taxed.

Fair point. A parallel would have been if the Bulls acquired David Robinson instead of Rodman to win their last three titles.

Corporate Stooge Stooges

The is the life-imitating-art-imitating-life actualization of his George Simmons character in Funny People.

A sports season is lots of different stories; what pulls them all together into one narrative is the pursuit of the championship. The Warriors open the 2018-19 season as, collectively, the only relevant character in that overarching narrative. For that reason, that narrative is more boring right now than it has been…

Rafael Nadal and Novak Djokovic, two incredibly popular athletes who don’t need to consult with teammates or colleagues in order to make a decision about their participation

The person he’s thinking of is David Brent.

Women who list “Waking Up with Sam Harris” is my NAH trigger.

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So his argument comes down to GAAAAAAAH WHY DID WE LOSE???

What better strategy out there can guide Yankee batters to “Hit Porcello hard”? “Don’t swing at Kimbrel’s impossible slider”? Have Severino “Make Sox hitters miss”?

Pfff, whatever. David Wright played a bunch of games with a broken back and he’s cool now:

I was shocked and bummed when this happened a year ago, and was again bummed as the World Cup approached, but got over it a couple games into the tournament.

For just about every coach, the perceived risk always outweighs the logical benefit.

Why is it so hard to get that self-righteous assholes sometimes do good things.

The general mindset on fourth down needs to flip to ‘Go for it unless there is compelling reason to punt.’

Pro wrestling is dying?

Seems like a good time for you to look up Columbus’s CV, fam, for starters.

Too soon :(