In soccer the level of incidental contact treated as horrific and inhumane conduct makes it impossible to be scared of the tough guy.

Milner reminds me of Bellamy in the way that what, what are you talking about?

If he led a fun song that would be one thing, but I just never understood the appeal of this would up bowling ball leading a five second spelling bee.

As always: “politics” means “politics with which I disagree.”

This one from Chris Carter was also a goddamn shotgun blast.

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

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W/r/t PTI, this would be a good time remember Jon Stewart’s appearance on Crossfire back in ‘04:

You Like That?

Merci, Boris, for hitting this shot and completing an all-time GIF:

Fair; probably.

Another +1 for Brandon McCarthy’s involvement.

All of that is coming. Every viper in that pit will turn on Brady the second he finally shows his age. This man’s legacy has only begun to be sullied. Russell Wilson is a more genuine soul. Beneath the pristine image he tries so hard to preserve, the world knows that Tom Brady is a spoiled bitch.

He looks like Val Venis doing a Flair impression. How the hell is he not a heel. I just don’t get Vince sometimes.

Is that more or less than what college players make?

Or NBA can just run a properly functioning minor league and let young professionals develop while collecting a paycheck. For fuck’s sake, why is this so damn difficult when they can borrow from decades of track record that baseball and hockey have?

And of course, he outright declined to get involved in USMNT politics—for good or bad—by telling Michael Bradley, “I just want to score goals and go fishing.” Some real DGAF shit right there.

Say no more.

It’s not that American sports fans have demanded anything. Rather, it’s the centralized marketing industrial complex that feeds all forms of heretofore creative fun into a relentless assembly line of crass merchandising.