According to this they’re his friends who work for the O’s.

Adam Jones is fucking boss, forever and always.

A-mazin’. Plus-fucking-one, eight years later.

Sometimes I miss Old Deadspin Comment Section, so brilliant if rather cliquey.

Radiohead - Black Star

Update: NJM Punk is still available, ladies.

Sometimes the easy joke is the best joke. +1

My dad made me go to bed a couple innings before Leyritz hit the dinger. He also made me go to bed before Reggie went nuts against the Knicks in ‘94 playoffs. Dad, you were a terrible Sports Dad.

And perhaps more so for me, that Facebook was not a thing until toward end of college.

Sadder yet is that he will likely be fucked out of a huge payday thanks to his age and free agency rules.

Vote out the corrupt dipshits who approve these financing deals. And as fans threaten to boycott the team with your wallet. As a Braves fan I still watch them on MLB.tv but have not purchased a single piece of merch or attended a game since their new godforsaken building opened.

Indeed, a once proud institution is in some balls deep trouble these days.

I realize you’re going for a joke here, but for the record, let’s just all recall the most obvious, truly worst Penn alum: Buzz Bissinger.

Cats are assholes, forever and always.

That is only a secondary concern to the primary concern, i.e., the heat, detergent, and drying cycle ruining the blade and the handle. Spend the extra 30 seconds to wash and dry manually.

Kevin Love, hero since Day One:

By the way, I’ve definitely used the wrong knife for the job because the right knife was already in the dishwasher and I was too lazy to wash it.

It’s a shame (for real) that you had a terrible experience, but that takes away nothing from Albert’s general point and that nuking a newsroom to pay for the ex-CEO’s parachute is fucking gross.

Ha, I had not seen that exact comp but yeah, I’m aware he’s been good despite the narrative that he specializes in nothing but sideway taps.

Stop talking about my captain Jordan Henderson.