Yeah, why would they do that?

That’s a run:

I’ll take Spain + Messi + Suarez.

I sure hope Cody has Punk’s number.

“See, folks? Ring protection wins championships.”

My takeaway from his work is “Always be curious, and try new shit out.” RIP.

Many people are learning about these things.

No, they are not familiar with MAC addresses.

Christ, that fucking show.

Actually 8 and 11 are the two best. Symmetry, man.

Reminds me of Ebert’s review, wherein he perfectly nails Natalie Portman’s character:

Yeah, I would like to know the origin of all this public führer.

“Told you I’m not racist. Some of my closest cousins are Indian.”

Grant Brisee already solved this problem.

In a surprise move, the club announced Alan Alda as the new manager, citing it time for a fresh start.

Weekly awkward moment back in my family living room, whenever that promo showed up. Ah, the innocent early 90s.

Patrick, I know it doesn’t make for an exciting copy, but really, Durant is the fucking Death Star; without him Warriors are no longer the juggernaut that they once were couple seasons ago.

More like Conference Scotland:

Tom’s entire thesis of this piece is acknowledging that random variance / shit happens.

I remember nothing because I’d always procrastinate until the night before then furiously plagiarize the World Book Encyclopedia.